♥Folie A Deux♥

2009-03-24T02:07:00.000-07:00

I'm going to find a blogskin to dedicate it to this super nice girl called:
Chua Syn Yin!:D
Sorry for hardly updating nowadays.
Kind of like deleting for two days.
Anyway, I think I'm super luoso and no one actually wants to read the whole long post I always make, but I shall make one today. (:
This morning was weird. Ms. Foo smsed me to go to the staff room with someone to pick up something. Um, why didn't she sms Sabrina or Danae or Gladys or Kimberley? Yeah, so me and Celine picked up our report books.
Looking back at my Sec 1 results is rather depressing.
Okay, here are the honor roll of smarty pants:

Yang Yi Chao( YYC ): XX%
Gladys ( Black-eyed ) Pea: XX%
(Spas)phia Chan: XX%

I shall censor their percentages to protect their dignity. :)
I got 70+, which I thought was okay until I found out the stretch class people got freaking, depressingly high.

D':

Recess was retarded- went with Sophia and Hannah. Don't know about the rest. We sat at like a table and watched people go by. Later Jiaqi come and tagged along with us to the band room. Saw Kitwei, Jane, Jenny, Annabel, Natasha and Chloe- so dedicated, unlike a certain person. Haha. We did not cause destruction, haha. But Sophia acted like a spastic conductor. :D

Then it was music, and Ms. Foo established the lame 10ct for talking rule, so funny. THX to Jessie and Genie! Then we had to act out this snake thing and somehow I became Xu Xian and Alison, the white snake. I'm going to be spastic. :D

English, Ms. Yeo didn't come because her mother passed away, according to Sophia. So 2 Truth, as usual, caused a hell lot of noise.

Okay, I can't take it anymore. Mr. Gan, although nice and according to some old men-crazy people ( like Cheryl :D ), " cute ", is a horrible teacher. His voice is irritatingly drowsy and hypnotic, and is such great " music " for sleeping. Seriously, we do crazy stuff and throw notes and laugh and talk, he won't give a damn. He will just happily plod along and talk on and on about Physics, which doesn't help by being EXTERRIMLEE boring and dry! D: I didn't pay attention for the whole of the lesson! YayShermaine brought her chair to sit beside me! And bcos Yangzhen was PMS-ing, I talked to her. Kimberley was like, " Why you never let me write? " so I said okay and I think she's regretting it. Alison's writing on Thursday, Shermaine after her, then Yichao then Suyuan!

Seriously la. It's not in order of how much I love my friend. It's actually who is nice enough to agree to my advances.

Yeah, Claire gave me back my autograph ( WITH THREE HORRIBLE PAGES D:< ) book! Omg, she didn't give me back my markers. I CAN'T STAND YOU CLAIRE. ):<>

Gladys Pea is smarty-pants NUMBER TWO!

When it's my birthday, I'm going to ask Hannah do for me vanguard-size, teeheez<3>

D: Aahhh, so scared for NAPFA season. I want gold!

EH WHEN ARE WE GETTING OUR CLASS TEE!? o:

AMERICA'S SUITEHEARTS ( one of them is me! ):D

2009-03-18T08:24:00.000-07:00

It's been five days.
And I still have influenza or flu or SAM DISEASE. As I smartly term it. Because like Sam, flu is sickening and in a putrid shade of yellow most of the time. And the definition is Susie's oh so girly and sweet voice and Vee's nose. ( Vee is viking. )
You know I have weird dreams lately.
I don't know whether I should be saying them out.
Okay, I dreamed that Susie cut her hair short, you know Posh Spice's scary bob? Yeah, that style. And she looked so cute! And then she appeared on the track ( okay, I swear ) linking arms with Jessie and Sophia. Then, I was at a wedding ( as a guest, idiot ) and the bride was ( serious! ) Gloria Gurung ( head prefect ) and Geraint Wong, with their initials G & G imprinted all over the place. Then Mr. Wong was like HELLO * chirpy chipmunk adorable smile * and I'm like HI MR.WONG, CONGRATS! LIKE OMG LURH. SPASTIC. D:
What am I supposed to infer?
Spastic shit. :D
Today was surreal. Went to the library and I was finding books for history when someone tapped me. Haha, Danae. Then we kind of talked for a bit- she was there to do CIP- and she showed me this creepy old book with vivid illustrations of naked witches and demons. ): Stupid Sembawang library. Hardly any resources. And the History of Singapore section was blocked by this dude with a laptop lying precariously beside. Like wow. Freeloader. And an insenstive blockhead one at that. D:
Danae has been repeatedly forcing me to revive my lousypokk maple account. With an even lamer account name.
In case Danae is reading this...
I HATE MAPLE.
Full stop.
I am over the lameness of dueling and battling. OH GOSH. D:
What horrible memories.
Even if you ' merder ' me, I'm not going to play maple. >:D

I hate holidays!

2009-03-16T03:37:00.000-07:00

Holidays are traumatising.
You have so much work to do.
Tons more than school days. D:

Stuff to do!

Anti-drug essay competition
Find the meaning of 10 words
Find meaning of words in Chinese comprehension
Do chinese comprehension
Memorise Macbeth lines
Write speech on modernisation for english
Do yue du ji cheng

Well, at least I'm not alone.
Everyone is dying of stress. D:

2009-03-16T00:49:00.001-07:00

Hellooooooooooooooo.
THIS BLOGSKIN IS NSL!changing hearts, and I really don't like it. ):
Danae is angry with me ):
Because my phone was off D:
First I smsed her whether she want to go downstairs ( remember- we are neighbours! ) to study together ( because I'm not going to Charlene's house anymore- sorry Charlene, Alison and Celine! D: ) because I can't study on my own during the holidays :/ ( Alison, come to my house study with me! :))))) ).
Then she didn't reply me for a lot of hours.
Then I off-ed my phone and charged it.
Then when I on-ed it about afternoon, an sms from Danae came.
She wanted to do ( freakin' ) CIP with me and ( fellow arsehole ) Kok in Sembawang. And I feel really bad because she said " I go by myself so sad... "
Yeah. So I replied. BUT SHE DIDN'T ANSWER D:

I am starting to feel more productive.
I finished my script for LD and sent to Rochelle, researched on stupid British general William Pickering ( but haven't edit ) and did finish my maths homework. HOW DARE YANGZHEN CRITICISE ME MANXZ. D:< Heehee.
Ohoh. And now my mum is nagging at my sister and most probably her next target is me. ):
GOSH. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.
SHE WANTS ME TO GO RJC.
Raffles Junior College.
The best JC in Singapore ( besides HCI, both equal points, but HCI ---> Cheenas Galore! )
I only wish I can go National, which is damn difficult.
I love her, but sometimes she gets really far-fetched ideas into her mind ):
My family is so funny.
I just mention the word ITE and my parents will go hopping mad on me.
I shudder to think what will their reaction be when they see the F9 for ACC and C5 for Literature and the rock-bottom low grade that I will get for Chinese but don't know yet in my report book after school holidays.

Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth.
Beware Macduff.
Beware the Thane of Fife ( FIVE? OR FEEFEE O: )
-Dismiss me. - ( stage direction? Or saying? )
Enough. ( LOOL. )

Pour in sow's blood, that hath eaten her nine farrow,
Grease, that's sweaten from the murderer's gibbet,
Throw into the flame.

Round about the cauldron go,
In the poisoned entrails throw,
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights have thirty-one,
Sweltered venom, sleeping got ( got!? )
Boil thou first i' th' charmed pot.

Be bloody, bold and resolute.
Laugh to scorn the power of man,
For none of woman born
Shall harm Macbeth

These are the only lines I can remember for Macbeth:/
If they were in proper english, I could have remembered all quickly.
): But they're in like EME! Hahahaha.

Why am I always sick during school holidays? D: RAHH!

2009-03-15T01:12:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QIAOJING:D
LOOL. I would have forgotten if not for Facebook, very very very sorry!
--
I can't stand my flu.
It's making me sick. :/
See the irony? ):

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE LITERARY!♥

2009-03-14T06:06:00.000-07:00

I added Heidi on Facebook after Shuqing told me to. (:
Heidi Chan is the love. <3
She's that oh so nice and cute councillor and Lit senior who's always walking around the specs stand with her transparent bag.
And she's one of the nicest seniors k!:)
--
Last time when I was a Sec 1 and we were prepping on debate ( who could ever forget fun debate prepping man! Where we debated on lame stuff :D Not Iraq wars or whatever. ), I had this major fever add on to my flu. ): And Heidi noticed that probably I was a bit sick so she walked over to me and asked if I was okay, she's so sweet okay (:
Then I was given permission to go home, then Heidi persuaded the trainer to bring me to the drama studio ( ♥ ) to let me rest while waiting for my mum. Gosh. So lovable. Yes, and she walked me there and waited there with me. Okay, maybe she wanted to escape from the stuffy debate room, but I still appreciate it. (:
And we talked. A lot. While looking at our debate seniors prepare for SYF. She dragged two chairs for us in the middle of the studio and exchanged contacts and URLs ( but her blog is defunct now, and she hardly tags D: ) and she kept asking me to rest.
So now whenever I see her around in school I will totally wave and say hello. :D
And when Sabrina, Laura, Leemin, Vernice and me went Lit competition, Poetry slam finals ( :D ), Heidi and her groupmates were there, and they talked to us. :) And gave us tips. And there other teams from Sec 2 and 3 and also one for Sec 1 too- Gwee, Andrea, Denise and Jamie. We all rode on the same bus. Poetry slam finals are so fun! There were like schools from Hwa Chong -.-, RGS, blahblahblah.
Of course Heidi Lorraine and Xinyi won :D
And we came in fifth! <3 We won all the other SN teams except Heidi's. That's such a great and cool accomplishment you know. :D
--
And also got another poetry slam competition, then there was this trainer ( Mel, I still remember ) who was damn mean and kept staring scarily and made us all cry. >:( Like susie. He was so strict. Then we went ACS (I), Shermaine's dream school ( bwahaha ) for the competition.
Me and Sabrina came early to prep and LAURA DIDN'T COME. -.-
Then Vernice and Leemin came later and the damn school was so huge we got lost trying to find each other. They have a pool, a tennis/badminton court, chapel, five mega huge spiral staircases etc. etc. etc. But SNGS still rocks more. :D
Then we went to their BALLROOM for the competition.
Gosh got so many ppl there! And Mel too. When we saw him we boo-ed, but he was nice that day. I think it was a JC, 'cos there were girls? I don't mind going that JC, if I'm smart enough :D
But we didn't won.
This RI team won.
We were the only SN team, I don't know about Heidi ):
:D Still, it was cool, we were the only Sec Ones and we weren't the last. :D
Haha, Sabrina might try to sway me over to loving Literary Wing, but I won't forget the bad memories- cooping up in Drama Studio/MPR2 ( actually not bad. there was aircon. ) racking my brains to write our poems. But performing was fun:}
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE LITERARY.<3

2009-03-13T06:35:00.000-07:00

♥

2009-03-13T04:05:00.001-07:00

YANG YI CHAO!
Stop being so blur :D
I said my sun looked like a beetle,
not I look like a beetle! D:< Are you trying to make me emo. Haha. Happy holidays! Thanks for tagging. Yes, you're a beetle. * applause *
Omggosh, you're so nice can. :) Thanks for lying about my art make me feel better. :D And it's flunked. Not flunged :D You lie lor, your geog passed with FLYING colours. I flunked a lot of stuff too.
& I KNOW IT'S EARLY, BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY.<3

Wait a minute. Why is my blog...

This Page is Rated

NC-17

folie--adeux.blogspot.com

Hilarious.
I can't even read my own blog. -.-
And wtf.
I checked how much my blog was worthed.
And I beat Hannah, Genie, Claire, Cheryl, Seewah, Alison except 2 Truth!O:
My blog is worth $913. :D Hahaha. And the keywords they used to base on it for me are: order, text and border!?

Whoo. I reign<3>
On my table. ): And now it's kind of faded and disgusting blue stains are on my arms. Thanks to Yangzhen's lousy un-permanent pen ink.
And maybe bcos I don't hate everyone.
I will never never never do cards for people in 2 Truth again. And I mean never. Maybe Hannah, 'cos she knows my lame ways and she's from 1J08. No one appreciates me and Yangzhen's card anymore, they think we're trying to ( gag me ):
DISTURB THEIR PRECIOUS PRECOCIOUS PERILIOUS TIME AT PAYING ATTENTION TO, OH LO AND BEHOLD, ACC.
Yes yes. Me and yangzhen dedicate our lives to destroying your attention span. Get a life people. -.-
Oh why do I sound so mean!
Like as if my life is so meaningful.
And Yangzhen is angry with me because of the whole KOK + Viking thing.
Hello woman.
I'm not sitting with you next term.
Can we part as GOOD FRIENDS.
Fine. PEACEFUL FRIENDS THAT DON'T GO GLARING AND TEARING EACH OTHER'S ORGANS APART.
Sorry okay, forgive me ):
WHY DO I KEEP SAYING SORRY.
I FEEL LIKE VERNICE.
I know repeated sorrys are not meaningful, but I mean it. Why can't you just trust me? I mean NO HARM. D: ( not mentally, but physically... erm. well :D )

2009-03-13T03:15:00.000-07:00

Beware this long post.
Disclaimer: Please do not read this with a right state of mind as the writer is currently out of hers. :)
HELLO EVERYONE.
IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES THE TERM " ANTI-DRUG ESSAY " SOUNDS SOMEWHAT OMINOUSLY FAMILIAR OR WHAT?
WHATEVER IT IS, WHEN MISS YEO TRIES TO CLAIM AND NAG AND THEREAFTER DEDUCT OUR POINTS OR WHATEVER SHIT SHE CAN THINK OF WITH HER CUTE LIL' HEAD, WE MUST SAY WE NEVER. HEARD. OF. IT. BEFORE. Okay?:D
Teeheez. :}
I don't feel like blogging today. Today is so boring. D: Except during Lit, where we went to LD HEAVEN ( drama studio ) to work on Macbeth :D And art lesson where I talked a lot to soon-to-be-birthday-girl, YANG YI CHAO:D There's a lot more to her than just a smarty pants from China ( who can draw and paint better than me :/ )
I don't deserve my A2 in my Art.
I shall rant about my WONDERFUL ART SKILLS.
Ms. Lin says my sun looks like a beetle. Sweet jubilee. I have made my mark in my life. BEETLE!?
Sun and beetle- two separate things, that me, the uber artist ( not ) managed to make them LOOK THE SAME.
I love Ms. Lin, who I used to want to slap and murder because she obviously transformed my Z-26 work into a presentable work AND SHE GAVE YANGZHEN THE EVIL EYE WHEN YANGZHEN SPOUTED NONSENSE AS USUAL. For once. Justice has come to Truth. Charity ( Love- me!:D ) has come to Truth. Unity ( somehow ) has come to Truth.
Grace ( okay. erm. this needs reconsidering. :/ ) has come to Truth. Hope (that all of us won't be hopeless ) has come to Truth. Purity ( pfffffffftt. Okay, there are some pure people in class, but take it from me. I am not one of them (: ) has come to Truth. Loyalty ( ooooohhhhh. ) has come to Truth. Diligence ( all we need is Yichao ) has come to Truth. Faith ( that we can all count on Yichao ) has come to Truth. Wisdom ( hmm. kind of. I guess. ) has come to Truth.
But!

you guessed it.
Truth has not come to Truth.
:/
There're lots of LIARS in this class.
Deceivers.
You know Truth is the most important thing.
See for all you know I'm lying about everything I said.
Maybe I don't love 2 Truth.
Maybe I'm not born on 16 November.
Maybe I hate myself.
Maybe I hate SNGS.
Maybe I love ACC.
Maybe I don't love ELDDS.
Maybe I hate all my friends.
Maybe I hate some people who I said I loved.
Maybe Yichao is not a smartypants.
Maybe I'm not truthful.
You get my point now.
): Long-winded me. ):

But I am. :D
I don't like telling lies. O:
I'm sorry to all of you who wasted time reading my words.
Which don't make sense.
But I warned you.
So yeah.

If you want to cry, just go up to Susie. D':
( and I don't mean Shermaine. PFFFFFFT. LOL. )

I'm sorry to the random people that I bullied along with Sophia during track assembly:
Sihsi
Peining
Shiyu
Genevieve
Enzyme ( Wenjie )
Serene
Aline
Sharlene
Samantha
Regina

Apologies, apologies. I don't mean to traumatise any of you.
And Pearl and Shermaine too. Sorry sorry sorry.
I shan't apologise to Sophia, 'cos she's worse than me. :)
Shall continue to post and vent all my anger later.
I shall link first. Byyyyyyeeeeeeeez.

Sentence of the day;
" PEOPLE WHO TYPED ON MY FACEBOOK WALL AND SAID THEY HATED ALGEBRA SHOULD PAY ATTENTION. "
As if it's not lethal enough;
" YES. YOU THERE. PAY ATTENTION. ( to herself ) GOOD. AT LEAST SHE'S PAYING ATTENTION. "
Rofl!:D
How will I ever face her in CNY again?

2009-03-12T00:37:00.000-07:00

Today was so boring. D:
But no tests- for once!
Assembly was spectacular as usual ;D
Then went w/Shermaine go toilet after that, shan't elaborate any further :) But okay, nothing happened. It's unrequited love, sad): Thanks to Heidi who finally accepted me as a child ( daughter-in-law )
Btw: Yangzhen looks hot in her choir dress, shame she didn't wear for the whole day for Kok D: whoooooooooooooo.
I finally found out Charlene's HK bf name, lol. And drew obscene stuff on her table. I don't want to give a speech:/ so siasuey. I'm supposed to not have stage fright or anything since I'm in LD DRAMA( actually, so? ), Seewah also. But I can't help it D: Also don't know how I got past auditions, wow, but I'm glad I did :D
During badminton me and Hannah totally owned Jessie and Sophia.
18-21!:D
We rock man! But the two cheapos are also sore losers and kept saying they won. Tsktsk.
But we didn't win Alison ( ex-badminton school team ) and Celine, who are pro:/ And me and Celine tried to take on Kimberley and Shermaine and we didn't score 0-21! We actually won some against them! But if Shermaine v.s. me, confirm 0-21. Haha. And Celine won 1 point against Shermaine O:
Shermaine is proness. :D
Chinese we had this lame test, which was easy, for once. And Celine tried on dwarf-like Genie's pinafore and looked R-21. Ewwwwww. And Genie tried on mine, which made her look... cute. :D But the funniest is Kimberley w/ Genie's pinafore! So... wrong!:D
During Malay Hannah vandalised Yangzhen's table with stuff about Kok and love triangles haha. I helped too :)
Ohoh before Malay me Sophia Kok were walking to the toilet and Kok was looking at this video in her phone (zzzz... stupidity) in an obvious way and this... this... ~~gross~~ gorgeous Indian teacher ( Miss. Baa Baa? O: ) walked up to us ( btw, she has really cool eyebags :) ) and consficated Kok's phone and naggednaggednagged at us.
" Are you her friends? "
" ... yeah? "
" Then you should have told her to keep it and wouldn't get into trouble! You have to be better friends. What are your names! "
" Ralene..." " SophiE... " (!)
And that baabaa took her for sophie. Should have said another name:/
Cheer up, kok. Maybe she has issues. People with eyebags that huge confirm have.
Then got this concert and I tell you, 2 Truth totally rocked. <3 It's the best Sec 2 class everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :} We are so enthu?
Naughty popthaud never come, tskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Show luo sings nicer than zac efron, shermaine.
Goes for guys who wear makeup O:

2009-03-11T05:16:00.000-07:00

Strawberry starfruit sexy seductive stalkish sam-loving shaun-loving sappy sick-minded scholarly screwed (!) seewah boboho*♥

* Disclaimer: Not the bobo Hannah and Genie are major obsessed about, but the bobo guy from Hwa Chong Seewah is in love with and declared to my seniors that " St. Nicks girls are hot. " -.-

What is wrong with the world.
Debbi _____ ( I don't know what's her latest surname anymore, it was first YEO, then JONAS, then AKASHI then PHELPS then BAL then SAM. Teeheez. ) DECLARES THAT MORN IS A FORM OF BEAUTY. IF YOU WERE A GUY I WOULD HAVE DENOUNCED YOU OLD PERVERTIC CHEEKOPEH! Eeyer. D:

2009-03-11T02:42:00.000-07:00

D:
Science test was hard.
I think I must be stupid k, because Yingyi and Purity people said it was easy. But it reallyreallyreally was to me! And I screwed up the back page? Tsk. And my valves look like viking horns. Yeah Hannah, I mistook Visking tubing for Viking tubing too.
Shermaine lurh, go distract me before the test until I cannot concentrate properly. :D
Luckily, you know the concept for diffusion?
Yichao's brain has a higher concentration of smart-ity than mine, diffusion occured and smarty pants molecules moved from her brain to mine, thus I became smarter and managed to complete the test w/o crying. :D
Gosh, I am so lame. Somemore in that format. -.-

Danae and co. have been asking me to upload videos and pictures of
LITTLE MISS VENETIA, and I will. Soon. I promise!:D Maybe on the class blog? See how vicious a mood I am in lurh :D

Claire ponned school for the second time! ): Aunties around the world are disappointed deeply with her!:D

Oh, I must write about assembly. Assembly today was... wow. Amazing. Viking kept making weird " little " - which is the understatement of the year- spasms that scared the hell out of Shermaine, me and Sophia. She would suddenly jerk her body ( no, Garfield, it's not that she's wearing an uncomfortable bra, it's a back brace, sweetie :D ) and Shermaine would give a start of surprise, exchange looks with me and we would cry laughing. Omg, not only the spasms man. Other ohsocute actions too.
And she asked me to hit her " with all my strength "! Nah, I'm not the type to abuse my fellow classmates. :)

Recess was spent revising for science which was really futile, by the way, I still don't know the answers to a lot of questions. ):

Last lesson of biology, went through gory abortion stuff after the test and waved adieu to learning biology forever! ( Okay, whatever, until the end of the year, okay!? Let me live in my lala land-.- )

Miss. Yeo was her usual gross naggy auntie self, did finish the easy comprehension test damn fast and felt like dying of boredom. Then CME did some lame self-evaluation stuff, in which GeNUI and co. presented their adorable pictures. Haha. I forced Jessie and Sophia to draw food, I mean that's sooo them lurh.

I got B3 for English.
I got C5 for Lit.
I got A1 for Home Ed ( who didn't. )
I got A1 for Science.
I got A2 for Maths ( stupidstupidstupid. Yangzhen got A1 D: )
I don't know my PPR for Chinese and Geography and History yet.
Better get A1 for the last two, or I'll go keeeeeeeeeeeel myself. The C5 looks so ugly! I wished got at least B4. I hatehatehate literature.
Our wonderful Macbeth planning was nearly ruined by thinking ahead for our essay can. Luckily almost everyone was enthu, so I think this play will be a success! ( I hope, don't jinx it ): )

P/S: Uncle M is so hitting on Alison k! He even knew last time she never wear specs and that she looks " elegant and graceful ". Kehkehkeh. XD

2009-03-10T03:22:00.000-07:00

HANNAH AND GENIE ARE STUPID. THEY DIDN'T GO FOR REHEARSAL, TSKTSKTSK. AUNTIES AROUND THE WORLD ARE DISAPPOINTED WITH THE TWO OF YOU. ):
Shermaine is the best home ec partner!
" What if next term your home ec partner not me? " * stares evilly and pointedly at VIKING:D
" NO NO I DOWAN): " Shermaine cries, shaking her cute head. " I want you! "
I am touched:D

2009-03-09T07:38:00.000-07:00

I know I'm the best at birthday dedications, and this is for the best LD friend ( except Seewah, whom I already known ) ever. :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCHELLE<3
SPERMY.
MRS. JONAS (!)
Oh no. You stole that role from Debbi. O:
But birthday girls get first tabs.

Rochelle dear dear dear dear<3 !
I'm so happy you know,
Because you're the first good friend I have who has a ' R ' as first letter of their english names. Rochelle and Ralene (: So compatible right!
Okay. Random. :X
Rochelle, thanks for being an awesome LD mate and general friend too k! You rock loads! You're great in drama, really nice and friendly and damn fun. You make me feel guilty with your niceness k. Which is saying something, bcos I AM ALREADY A VERY NICE PERSON.
If I was a les I would go for you!
If I was in the same class as you you might be my best friend!
( You are already one, you can say. :} )
In short, Rochelle, you are an awesome friend to me and I hope we can stay friends forever k! I'll never forget you!
ILY<3

2009-03-08T01:44:00.000-08:00

I SAW KOK WITH HER HAIR DOWN AND SHE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE A WOMAN.
And Danae and I nearly died laughing.

I never thought I would laugh today.
But I did.
Stupid kok lurh, so super hilarious :/
I didn't want to laugh, but I did.
To crystal: My reputation is ruined enough even w/o stepping over ziting, hahahahaha.
So siasuey. Look at all those tags everywhere about me and Kok-.- Kudos to Yikyan and Danae!
They are super screwing strong. ( Whee, alliteration. ) Danae would suppress me by twisting my arm so that I wouldn't stop Yikyan from typing rubbish.
Well, you know I'm the violent type too. I won't be contained by violence! I twisted back and kicked Yikyan, but two against one! Kok never help me! She was outside her room. And they went to defame me D: Haha.
So people, ignore tags that don't seem to be made by sane people. Grrr. My arms are still red!
Danae went to write what Venetia and Ralene sitting- Okay I shall spare you all from their evil shit. HOW DID ME AND HER BECOME RELATED TO EACH OTHER? I don't want! *cringes*
Hmm, I didn't start from the start.
But I can't say or I will just cry from laughter- Venetia is hilarious!!! Okay I shall leave you all to imagine what happened in 3 hours which happened between Danae, Yikyan, Kok and me- we're not like close friends or anything but we were doing our YOG project ( actually that's stretching the truth- we hardly did any work xP )
So I am cheered up!
Mission accomplished!:)

P/S: I love all the candids on my phone. Winkwink venetia, they're of your unglam self! Whee :)

And Danae wants to go learn skateboarding/ tennis. Haha, I'm such a klutzzzzz :/ I confirm fall over and keeeeel myself one lor. ( touch wood ) And tennis I don't like. Oh actually Danae, we can play tennis w/each other! We have our super nice tennis court, rmb? :) But I suck at it. :/
Melanie you missed all the fun. I can't believe you're still going for dance lurh ://///////

Sighhhhh. I hate mango bubble tea. I should have ordered green apple. So gross. Like mucus. And so disgustingly cloying sweet.

Oh godddddddddddd. I just saw a candid in my phone. LOL. Whenever I'm sad, I just look at Kok's hilarious face/antics and I will burst out into laughter. Thanks for the memories :)

2009-03-07T20:50:00.001-08:00

Thanks Claire and Alison for cheering me up<3

2009-03-07T20:31:00.000-08:00

New post!
This is totally random:D
Because being random blocks out all unnice thoughts.
Yesterday night, Yangzhen claimed she was smsing me while she was bathing and her phone was covered in bubbles. O: Shame she wasn't using video call? Okay. Wait. I'm not interested in that. D:
Yesterday I bought my new fabulous awesome pink long Roxy wallet. <3 I love it!:D But I still want my old wallet back! :/
Yesterday I did more stoning than studying Science.
Yesterday I feel so stressed as my sister crammed for her A levels.
Yesterday I was happier than today.
Yesterday I exchanged like 50+ smses with Claire? My lover. <3 Haha.
Yesterday I wasn't as bored as today.
Enough of yesterdays, I shall look at today now. (:
Today I feel like closing my blog.
Today I feel weird.
Today I feel funny.
Today I know why Claire asked me not to be sad, bcos I am.
Today I am going to Kok's house with Danae and Yikyan.
Today Melanie has fever, so she's not coming. ): Get well soon, melo.
Today I am going to make myself happier(:
Today I shall look at Alison's happy smses saying that I'm her bestest friend with all the animations Sony Ericsson W910i has, that is sure to make me happy!
YAYYAYYAY<3

2009-03-07T19:42:00.000-08:00

In case I forget, happy early spermday Rochelle:D
LD friends for life♥

When posts are dedicated to me, I have to admit, they're usually ones that are not worth smiling about.

Jiaqi, thanks for comforting me and being there when everyone was angry w/me, I appreciate it and thanks for your empathy. Not everyone understands. (: I'll dedicate a longer post to you on your birthday- 10 October, I bet you forgot my birthday already D: Haha. Don't lock your blog, and if you do, invite me! Don't be silly. Of course I love and miss you. I miss slapping you. I miss you leaning on my shoulder and causing me to imbalanced in my shoulders. I miss you and your cute bread. I miss you and your laughter. I miss you and your postcards. I miss you and I bullying Jeraldine. I miss talking to you. I miss you. Period(:

2009-03-06T04:06:00.000-08:00

I want my money back,
I want my money back,
I want my money back,
Just enjoy the show<3

Watch the MV for The Show by Lenka, it's so random and retarded!:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTSU-mFWGs

2009-03-06T03:15:00.000-08:00

Good evening dear readers:
OH MY GAWD.
LOOK AT THE TAGBOARD.
YANG YI CHAO ( YYC )HERSELF HAS TAGGED ON MY BLOG!
O:
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SHOCKED.
This is so creepy.
This is the first time I blogged about her-
And here she tags!
Thanks yichao, keep up the good work<3
Maybe I will love you and suyuan equally. Haha, just kidding, love you too equally anyway, but since you sit behind me, you're a little bit more favouritised! I guess. Teehee.

; In the NIK(kie) of time ;D

Going to Kok's house on Sunday and maybe taking shuttle with Danae. :D How exciting-.- Melanie, Audrey, get well soon ( I have a sneaking suspicion Audrey ponned- haha just kidding )!

You know gambling ads keep popping up, and I can't believe that I'm humming to Poker Face so loudly till my sister asks me what am I humming. Oh gosh so paiseh. Haha.

I want to change my blogskin!
As usual.

2009-03-06T00:57:00.001-08:00

~~Fck;~~
I hate this part right here. ):

Honest to god, why am I so blur? Now I have to pray she doesn't realise!

Chionged ACC w/ Alison before the test, but still don't think I can get good grades for it. I wrote rubbish in fill in the blanks! But I got the mo xie and MCQ correct, so well, I think I can pass. (:
I realised it was the first test I didn't go toilet after. Okay that was random!
Hmm let me share my daily antics with Yichao, this smarty pants shipped over from China! Anyway she doesn't read my blog despite my many reminders, so... her loss >:D
Now whenever she says something smartass/does something that make her look smart/get good grades, me and yangzhen will draw ugly out-of-shape pants on her table to disfigure it. And whenever she does something blur, we cross out one messily :D
And she doesn't wash her hair everyday! Like *^%#!? And she was like:
" Ralene, you wash your hair everyday? " ( shocked tone -.- )
( speechless in silence as me and yangzhen exchange looks )
So we found out china people don't wash their hair everyday.
Must. practise. cultural. sensivity. yesss.
But sizheng and qiuzi do what!
And quote: " My hair is not oily, it's shiny. "
...
Yangzhen complained to me that my blog lowers her morale so I shall post nice stuff about her, alright dear? Bleauhh. You read wrong. It wasn't dear. >:D
You know nowadays molaoshi will clap her hands when she wants us to shut up?
And Yangzhen clapped her hands along, bcos she was talking to suyuan! ROFLMAO! Then she got a lot of humiliation. Actually I was drawing on Yichao's table and not paying attention, so I also clapped along softly. Then we both realised that what we were doing was retarded. I feel so siasuey! :X
Okay, hear only the good stuff, yangzhen :}
Yangzhen looks like me (!- according to blind KOK yichao ), like no. I don't think so, she's lots shorter and thinner than me! Ha. :D
Okay she sings really well.
And she can write Jap and Korean words even though she's not learning 3rd lang.
And she loves to copy me, which means she has good taste! Teezheez. :D
I can't wait to see you next Thursday.

Art. Retarded. I suck at Art. But I got A2 :)
My sun looks like a beetle.
I have decided not to scare the living daylights of Shermaine by acting like I les with her, she's so anti-les!
And Tessa, because I respect her rights. Unlike someone. ( looks pointedly at Hannah )

Hannah doesn't respect people's rights!
She shoved a pad down my pinafore.
She tried to take candids of me and Genie and Yangzhen and Venetia.
She hit my stomach when we were singing that song.
She and Sophia left me and Genie in the the lurch.
Okay Genie left me in the lurch too.
NOTE TO ALL MY FRIENDS:
THE LURCH IS NOT MY HANGOUT PLACE, YOU KNOW.

Actually I have to thank them.
Without their left-in-the-lurching (!),
I would not have made friends with Tessa, Nicole and Minxin. (:
So thankyou. I guess. :/
I'm determined to score super high for Macbeth.
I got C5.
I got C5.
I got C5.
I got C5.
I got C5.
I got C5.
And I'm pissed.
Even though I'm definitely not taking lit next year!
Pure geog<3
Nicole and Tessa are really good actors!
Who would have known?
I really like Nicole;
She's Macbeth now!:D
So selfless and noble and inspiring. Thank you; I sarang you. ( Yangzhen, did I get it correct? Hahaha. ) <3

Maths is depressing.
Me and yangzhen got kicked out of class by my own auntie.
And she scolded us somemore.
I can't believe this.
I shall not make a din with Yangzhen anymore.
It's not worth it.
I have never been kicked out in class before! Grahh ):

Faith ain't doing poker face anymore. One, two, three:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW D:
I saw yvette low cry today.
One, two, three:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
(:
Celine doesn't like her either. She thinks she's really pretty or smth lurh :/
Our class rocks, we got the nicest cheers :D
Oh and me and Sophia and Hannah did the most retarded things outside school.
Sophia as the bride,
Hannah as the bridesmaid,
Me as the groom ( -.- )
Claire I never cheat on you okay! Ha.
So we hummed along to here comes the bride and Hannah lifted up Sophia's skirt all the way.
Gosh, did we receive stares and glares, screw them.
Then along with Charlene and Celine, we went to 7 Eleven.
I saw stephanie and we hugged (:
Then Sophia dared Hannah to buy condoms-.-
Then Celine.
But they all don't want.

I LOVE MY BLOG. HOW CAN I EVER THINK TO CLOSE IT?
Sorry randomness.

Oh recess.
I don't know why I bother to blog when hardly anyone reads it nowadays.
Me + Jessie + Hannah + Sophia went at first to prayer room, but inside got people ( Claire and Genie went MIA again D: ), so we went to this seeeeeeeeecrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeettttttttttt place.
And me and Jessie are so brave, Sophia and Hannah- chickens! D: Kept asking us to ascend the slope, so eager for us to die. With false promises - " We'll catch you! " Yeah right.
So I did but I got freaking nervous and ran down in the end. Jessie also but her palms were all muddy, mine wasn't. Haha.
Then we went library and did retarded stuff.
I shall now end this pointless post, saranghaeyo<3

Alison,
I know you might never read this,
But if you are secretly reading this,
I know how you feel,
Celine has explained it all to me.
I know you feel very angry and miserable,
I would feel the same way too.
Stand up for your rights,
And just say what you want to say, k?
I'll be there for you if the need arises. :)

2009-03-05T02:48:00.000-08:00

I hate tests. D:
I hate ACC. D:

Who doesn't!
Okay LD is so cool okay<3
You know Seewah and Debbi were picked to read out a play together; and that play had words like fuck, hell and shit in it and the trainers were uber cool; they just asked them to read it! O: I so wanted to read it, especially the screwing part.
Then Huixin and Leyan also picked and there was something that went like this:
" You're totally UFO. "
" I assure you I'm totally human. " It was funny because Leyan spoke in this freaking creepy gay voice :D
" No, I mean unable to fuck off. "
And everyone gasped. Hahaha. SO COOL RIGHT.
UFO- UNABLE TO FUCK OFF<3
The trainers are so nice(: And they let us play games, slack, take out our phones, chat and basically let us enjoy:D
I want to go to UK with Lit wing):
Stupid sabby can go London for A WEEKKKKKKKKKK. 5 days tour, 2 days going to their art festival. Lousy laura also can. D:< Grahhhhhhhh.
Can I be in both drama and lit wing?
Drama wing still rocks more core ( duh ) but I reallyyyyyy want to go to that UK trip! Even if it means sharing a bed with Laura! Hahaha. ( Gosh, can't imagine that ) Better than some laoyapokkkkkkkk trip to China/Malacca/some ulu ulu cheapo place): I'm so jealous but I can't say this to Sabby, later she gets too koky. Heehee. KOKy. :D
Maths test was okay but I got 2 questions wrong, screw it. ): It was easy, but I was careless! Fckfckfck. Why am I so vulgar?O:
And Charlene beat me in badminton! )': Are my skills that bad? I won venetia lydia and gladys before leh, and I was about to win audrey then suddenly my opponent changed! Haha. I want to play with Alison, confirm get beaten sorely but I want to see her prowess! Haha.
Okay god bless Kimberley who missed school.
You are missed(:
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

2009-03-04T03:09:00.000-08:00

So this year's Macbeth is going to be minimalist O: No props, no music, no costumes.
So not like my senior Jolyne's super cool production last year):
And guess what? Tessa might not be macbeth, I might, just because I'm in LD O: Hello, I got only B for Drama, sighhhh, wish I could see the four cuties ( remember Hannah! ) play last year, it would be the bomb, with Burn's super cool accent, I bet she's macbeth!
Gosh memorising lines! But it was quite fun memorising for sec 4 grad play, but this is in early modern english and a hell lot lehh!):
One more reason to dislike yangzhen:
You know Ms. Cheong passed around this celery stem with red ink dye in the xylem? THAT EVIL BITCH PUT IT ON MY FACE D: Like whatthe right? So I slapped her lurh, hey, at least I never contaminate her face with god-knows-what-kind-of-chemicals! And Ms. Cheong said she were flirting. Very funnnnnnyyyyyyy. She's the last person I would flirt with!
Then english the veh weird miss. yeo with awesome dress sense marched in, gave us some lame assignment that I pro-ly finished in a few seconds ( Celine also ) so we played games.
My soul mate is Jessie.
My best friend is Liane.
My date is Alison.
My wife is Tessa ( WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOTSSSSSSSSSS. )
Hmm, quite unbelievable!

2009-03-03T03:35:00.001-08:00

Hey people!
Hannah, school days w/out you are long and bittersweet):
Is that touching?:)
I shall make totally detailed posts for the sake of Hannah:)
Hannah, now you will know how school is like today!
I came school early and missed Hannah and since Celine was talking to Charlene and Alison was talking to Suyuan and Genie and Sophia and Jessie and Claire were all later than me, I sat in Hannah's seat and talked to Minxin, Tessa, Sherin and Nicole, who are really nice :D Gosh, I now want to dedicate 2 songs to you- Byebye and When You're Gone, oh so apt):
Heard some songs on Sherin's e-dict which has a built-in MP3, so sneaky, then the lights went out and morning jog, whoopee. Celine screamed for us to take our pens in all the languages she knew ( two ) and yes, we're having PE quiz :D Then walked down w/Celine who told me about Susie's habits in track, very interesting :} ( she goes for young men and carries a lot of cash with her, apparently, and she smiles like an angel- to young men lurh, not to us lowly students-.- )
Then she abandoned me for Alison or Charlene so I was standing and catching up with Pauline and bullying Sophia's friend Peining. Haha. Then Sophia abandoned me for Claire or Liane and I only had Pearl, who I realised actually sings to the anthem. :D
Of course, who did you think sings supaa loudly everytime?
And Shermaine kept twirling her pen until I was dizzy and we had spot check with wonderful Magdalene Loh breathing down our necks:/ of course I didn't get caught lurh! Her face is super slappable:)
PE quiz I definitely screwed up one, but I think Shermaine aced the badminton one): What is spiking? I thought it's like spike the drink or smth, haha. I don't think Anna Leong said anyway lurh!

OH HANNAH GUESS WHAT: JESSIE AND CLAIRE FORGOT YOU WERE ABSENT. >:D So mean right. Anna Leong was like any absentees, and they said no-.- Then stupid Jessie lost the rubberband to tie up the tests and she wanted to go to class to take and Susie adorably spoke to her, in her lovely deep voice: " GO BACK TO CLASS. PERIODDDDD. " Heehee:D Me and Stephanie exchanged a mega hug as Claire and I was walking up; nowadays when we see each other we hug like nobody's business, so cute right:)

During chinese, well, Yangzhen and I fought as usual, blahblahblah. And apparently she and Venetia walked home together, with Wuennee playing gooseberry. And gosh, Venetia so mean, so mean, ask her insensitively in that karang guni way of hers if she had a crush on her and well, Yangzhen being of high mental intellect, began LAUGHING. And Venetia, being of equally high mental intellect, started singing a very meaningful song to Yangzhen D: ( read: meaningful, not romantic ) Molaoshi very cute, bcos we both took out our Chinese books, told us to keep them, yangzhen copy me as usual! Genie gave me this cough syrup tasting lollipop which yangzhen grossly assumed that I'm not saliva conscious and sucked it after I sucked it. So gross right:/ And she forced me to suck it again. Oh gosh:/// In the end I felt so grossed out I gave it to Celine, who didn't mind eating my and Yangzhen's bacteria :D

Home econs, ran with Sophia, Jessie and Alison to the home econs room just bcos we felt like running. Even though we did absolutely nothing wrong, gwee will still find something to nag. Ladeeda, and today it was the aprons. You know a lot of ppl fold their aprons when they sit down, the way they fold their pinafores. Gwee made this perfectly decent action look obscene when she demonstrated it to us- sophia said it looks like gstring and I nearly died laughing. Then when gwee went to murder the class next door, Sophia and I conspired to burn the home econs room down.
" Let's burn the home econs room down! "
" Okay later our fellow classmates kena burn how? "
" Depends who lahhhh. " ( evil grin )
And Shermaine beside me leaned back to eavesdrop and Sophia asked her if she wants to join in our conspiring and she just laughed. So cute lurh!
Shermaine accidentally took too much flour and then our pizza base was damn hard. ( But in the end yangzhen and genie's were worse, more of like a biscuit can! Proves that gwee is unreasonable! ) Gwee told us to touch the Nicanns' pizza base and me and Shermaine just touched it and Nicole Anne ( with the e ) glared at us in shock and said: " OI! "
I would have laughed if not for Gwee beside me.
Later Shermaine and I died laughing, so we anyhow sprinkled our tomatoes and pineapples. :) But it still turned out okay. :D
Shermaine is the best ever home econs partner :)
but that doesn't mean I have a crush on her, like HELLO, yangzhen :D

And during recess I realised I lost my wallet. Not false alarm like Claire k, I really lost it): Thankyou Jessie for helping me to find, I appreciate it! :D Jessie, Sophia, Genie and Claire and I went to the prayer room and we played murderer, which we edited a bit so after the last victim was murdered, the victims all had to run away and the police would try to catch them. Haha, and it turned out to be ice and water in the end. :) Jessie so lame, couldn't catch all of us, haha:D
We can't make it a habit, later viking invades, then we'll be EXPOSED AND INFILTRATED):

Later on got health check, me and Claire compared health booklets. At time of birth, I AM FATTER AND TALLER THAN HER. Haha, HANNAH, YOU'RE FATTER AND SHORTER THAN ME!:D Mount Elizabeth born babies rule(: Whoo, Claire, excites at toy:D HAHAHA. Then Yikyan took off Yangzhen's hair elastic and threw it at me.
Listen; I THREW IT BACK.
Then idiotic yangzhen go think it's with me and asked me to get up-.- So much for mutual trust! Then we blamed it on Sophia, then Jessie, then clapclap, NICOLE ANNE:) Claire was like blaming Nicole then Nicole's replies all very cute huh. :)
V STANDS FOR VIKING.
THE RULE STILL APPLIES:)
Then entered the room. Aunty Kim and Sophia tried to be some TCM treater ( aunty remedies ) and tried to use sadistic acupuncture on me ( read: councillor and name tag pins:/ ). Luckily the nurse asked us to get up. Haha. AUNTY KIM IS A WEIRDOOOOOO.
And can you believe Sophia hasn't got her aunty yet. :} Claire and I suggested stimulating her sex hormones by rubbing her ass on the wall or just letting me hit her vagina. Haha, I feel so gross. They will like pull your underwear and look down there if you haven't get yet?
So it was my turn.
SHERMAINE HASN'T GOT OUT YET AND MAYBE HASN'T CHANGED YET, AND THE NURSE TOLD ME TO GET IN O:
Luckily I got common sense and just patiently wait lurh. IMAGINE! I bet if it was Kok and Yangzhen was me.. Hmmmm >:D
Yeah, my back is okay :D
DON'T NEED VIKING BRACE!

English! Got this new teacher that suspiciously looks like the aunty who banned us from the trampoline. She's the old aunty teacher stereotype- MISS. yeo. Unmarried, stern and the scrunched up version of Kwannie (Hannah if you still remember, but her clothes are not as flowery :D) She's better than that Khor, but no slacking. Sat in Hannah's seat:D Sherin sat in my place. MINXIN IS NICEY♥ So is Nicole who we both molested mutually:)
Then you know she marched up to Jan and said she didn't like her fringe even though it was sexy, gomgggggg. And also asked all the councillors and english and media reps to stand up and say their names. DANAE PRACTICALLY SCREAMED HER NAME, so cute.
Later science got well, the grossest chapter, the reproductive organs and all haha. Well all I have to say is I think I'm going to fail it, it's too gross! I'll be squirming as I revise lurh! Yangzhen says in the past, choir boys had to be castrated. Lol. Celine's face was so red it blended in with our lovely hongbao board! And some girls are actually boys, whoohoo and they have testes instead of ovaries.
If ms. yee teached it, it would be uber freaking cool!

2009-03-02T00:44:00.000-08:00

stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
stephanie i miss you.
seewah i miss you.
I'm so glad one of my best friends in 1 Justice has followed me to 2 Truth :) AND THAT IS:
HANNAH ;
I HEART {♥} YOU!

2009-03-02T00:26:00.001-08:00

GOD BLESS RALENE):
and all her friends too.
Like duh, I'm not that.. aiya whatever.
It's so tiring to live up to people's expectations. D: I probably lost some of my good friends along the way but you know what? I don't care, because they don't even give half a hooty about me): Actually I do, that's why I'm writing this here, but apparently I'm supposed to be cold-blooded about it and move on. Okay just screw it. ):
I hate myself. I screwed up my History test. :/ Sophia got 27, congrats(: I can kiss goodbye to my only hope for an A. D: GRAHH. Which reminds me, I have to do my history research, which I can't believe Claire did already. I mean, what does Claire do earlier before me? O:<>
Science test, blahblahblah, I don't care, it's hard. But life goes on and another wonderful surprise hits me, I got nine for my osmosis and diffusion test. " You could have done better, " were Ms. Cheong's words -.- I know, the stupid potato question that thou shalt not be named who happens to be my seating partner also screwed up, SCREWED ME UP TOO. :D Okay this smiley is so inappropriate, when I actually feel like pushing that person who happens to be my seating partner and crying in Alison's hair.
Does Science have enzymes that make people sleepy and violent? Because Yangzhen tried to kill me after my murder attempt on her. She kept looking at her crusheSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Note the emphasis on the S ;) And she's so fcking mean to me ;_; She's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar, she's why Ralene doesn't smile every moment, she changed an happy insane girl into a angry and deranged raving lunatic! DO I LIKE HER OR HATE HER. ): A mixture of both, with more hate though. My partner in crime is Yikyan, who's really nice to me :) unlike some freaks in 2 Truth.
YANGZHEN.
TOLD.
SHERMAINE.
I.
HAD.
A.
CRUSH.
ON.
HER.
AND.
TOLD.
CLAIRE.
I.
WAS.
TWO-TIMING.
HER.
:))))))))))))))))))))))))
Blessed jubilee!
One;
I treat Shermaine as my friend and reliable home ed partner, not some freaking les crush.
( Although after Kimberley's words I feel totally f-angry at Shermaine. More hurt though. And I thought we were friends! )
Wait. Am I revealing too much:///// Heck.
Two;
I'm only in love with Claire!
So I'm not twotiming.
Shoot.
I AM.
SEEEEEEEEEWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
You are still my beloved wife no matter what. :)
Shut up stupid yangzhen.
She spoiled my calculator too!
RAHHHHHH.
I miss you Hannah, why didn't you come today?
So I only had Alison and Claire today. And Celine too :) Oh and Liane :)
I now know how you feel without me.
Anyway yangzhen:
ME AND DANAE AND MELANIE AND YIKYAN ARE GOING TO KARANG GUNI'S HOUSE FOR YOG PROJECT ON SUNDAY<3
Anyway I'm happy to be with Tessa and Minxin and Nicole for Macbeth grouping :) I'm warmly welcomed you know. It's stuff like this that makes me going, ain't Tessa nice? :D So even if ALISONCELINESABRINACHARLENE & CLAIREGENIEHANNAHSOPHIA pangsehs me, I still have some friends in 2 Truth :) I think? Haha.
stephanie i miss you.

2009-03-01T02:28:00.000-08:00

Hannah, cheer up okay?
I'm sure your grandma is resting peacefully in Heaven with God.
I still remember last time I went to your house, she was there sitting on the chair and she was so nice, she smiled at me, when I was this random person that your maid let in.
I'm sure she left happily to join God; don't mull over it okay?
God bless her.
I love you, and once again, cheer up :)
Life's too short to be sad!
Anyway, I think you have already accepted it but it's natural to grieve over her death if you're really close to her.

Today is a sad day.
I just saw a rainbow outside my window.
Danae, do you see it too?

2009-02-28T02:30:00.000-08:00

Grahh!D:
Hannah, beware;
TESSA BABY IS MINE
Okay sorry for this random weird outburst. You can marry Tessa or whatever, but she's my baby daughter. With who? Seewah, if she doesn't mind:D I don't think she will. Who's willing to be Tessa's adopted father? Note: father, not mother! I'm already her mother, hands off.
If I hear Taylor Swift's voice on the radio again, I'm going to puke. I mean, she can sing, but what's with the lyrics? All so mushy one. What's wrong with her? And what's wrong with the people who like the lyrics? * looks to Seewah and Sabrina *
I'm mad that Jeraldine didn't do flag day with me D: Fine, it's with her CCA, but she better invite me! Actually you have to be fifteen to do that. The first day I become a sec 3 and schooling in Toa Payoh and not Ang Mo Kio, I shall haul Jeraldine to do flag day with me. Which reminds me, we haven't got our tee done yet.
Why am I still living in the past?
I want our class tee to be done aysappe, okay. I'll go with Hannah's pearlpearl colour, but I don't like both Hannah and Genie's idea. >:D I like my idea, the little miss one! :D So we're not having a polo tee, just a normal one, but the design will be fabulously not normal(:
Oh gosh have to eat dinner now ttfn!:D

2009-02-27T02:55:00.000-08:00

SWEET BODEMENTS:D
Don't you think this oh so funny, guess where it's from huh.
Geography common test was okay:D Especially after I found out that it was linear, not nucleated and definitely not all 3!( winks at Early Modern English ) Basically ran and asked Ms. Du and annouced to the class. Yes, I think I'm bleeding crazy. To all my 2 Truth classmates; sorry for my craziness, I can't help it :D
I still remember 1 Justice chinese lessons! They were DA BOMB, I tell you, every moment was filled with laughter! They were in the Chinese Resource Room too. Linlaoshi ( we used to call him pufferfish and laughed at all things FISH:/ ) was always teasing Wendy and Wendy's reaction was darn funny. And Meryl's and Minyi's tomato faces when they laughed, Linlaoshi would also wrestle with Ernmay for food (!) and her funny comments would always be heard:D Then also got Pauline and Hannah's shrieking within earshot of anything mentioned of their beloved Jay Chou, then still got Nicole Anne's funny antics and Haoyi the invertebrate who would slack at the corner and rot, and needed me to feed her, wear her pinafore although she's so shy. All this I missed~♥ Even not funny things; me, Hannah, Stephanie, Pauline and Wendy could make it funny and a better place to live in:D Okay I sound so corny. :X Okay, thinking about these old wonderful days won't help, I'm a Sec 2 student with a classroom for Chinese lessons, dry topics and when laughter punctuates the silence, it's darn awkward ( not to mention it's the first lesson usually ). What's wrong? One day I will dedicate a post to 1 Justice; it's one of the best classes ever EVER): It makes me so sad to think that Sec 2 Truth won't give me as good as memories given in Sec 1.
But I'm sure I will. (: 2 Truth is an awesome class too:D And there are some really nice people- some. some. some. Some bully me, I tell you. :/ I was NEVER bullied in Sec 1. People pull my hair, violate my modesty ( glares at Yikyan ) and a lot of other random things. The main perpertrator is AUDREY TAY MING FANG. Grr D: Maybe bcos lots of ppl ( fourteen ) are taller than me, fckfckfckfck. ): Life's not fair!
But I must count my blessings; for lives of SHAWTIES are much more painful. At least I'm average huh?:D
Recess was fun:D But Claire and Genie went MIA, so it was only me, Hannah, Jessie and Sophia against the world!): And Claire promised me forever more): Hahaha. Those last two go at food like it's some kind of treasure, snatch, grab, and NOTHING comes between them and a HUGE handful of Ruffles, courtesy of Minxin. It's like they're malnourished and deprived, really funny. Then we went Prayer room and Cheryl and Joey and Petrina stalked us there, haha, just kidding and WOULD have scared us if not for Cheryl's billowing pinafore behind the pillar. Lalala.
At first we locked Jessie in, then Sophia, then me and Hannah and Sophia would give Jessie mega wedgies by forcing her to the floor, and forcing her to her side and do IT. Heehee:D Then our 3 old friends would sit at the back and stare at us. What were WE thinking? ): It's such a holy place yet we do so much kinds of rubbish there. AAH, I SHALL CONFESS MY SINS NOW. GOD FORGIVE ME AND MY STUPID FRIENDS, THEY WERE IN A MOMENT OF FOLLY. D:
Then we played heartattack and murderer but it wasn't any fun bcos cherylpetrinaandjoey had a sudden moment of shyness and didn't want to play:/ Then cheryl whispered and gossiped to Hannah about me suddenly, so random and whatthehell): Okay, jk, she wasn't gossiping about me, just some really lame question that didn't need to be asked now. YES, I'M STILL ANGRY AT YOU FOR YIMANNING ME ABOUT CHARLENE THAT THING. HELLO, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME MORE THAN YOU LOVED HANNAH? D:
I hate maths. Inspection factorisation looks easy but it's fcking hard. Only mega weirdo da gay Yangzhen can do it, no sweat needed):
Macbeth was creepy- especially the baby part. Oh god, giving birth is so horrendous, is that what midwifes see everyday. And the witches are creeeeeepy. Naked, somemore. D:
I'm hyped about the play but since Sabrina and Charlene and Celine and Alison don't want me ( nehnehneh, just kidddddddding. ), I shall find some other victims(: Any takers? But mostly grouping with hannahgenieclairesophiajessie. Again, thankgawd it's not 1 Justice, definitely some hearts will be broken and cold wars will begin. Okay, I shan't jinx my new friends, it's too early to count my blessings!:X
2 Truth got into a rare show of bonding today and we assembled according to height. Heh, never knew that Claire and Genie ranked so low in the height position. And Nikki too ;) I'm depressed k. And I thought my height was rather tall! When I was born, obviously the uber tall gene was not in my favour. Can't say so for Garfield too. So we sang. 2 times. We've got to do better than that if we HAVE TO BEAT SOME UBER ACT COOL CLASS WHO'S OBVIOUSLY DANCING ( I MEAN LIKE SO ACBC, WTF, CANXZ? ) TO SOME UNRELATED NO LINK SONG? 2 Truth we can do it!

I seriously can't stand classes who think they're ohsofckingcool and what! That everyone is beneath them. Can they like wake up and look at every single one of their classmates? I mean like before you go and blow hot air, can't you tell got some duperlosers ( with no super ) in your class? -.-

2009-02-26T02:41:00.000-08:00

Let's spend tonight on top of the world
And we can do anything
We can be anything
I'll meet you tonight on top of the world
As real as it seems;
You're only in my dreams

Hey! It seems I'm getting more and more obsessed with Boys Like Girls day and day O:
Today Claire got caught for her skirt by the ohsocharming Magdalene Loh and even though my pinafore was perfectly okay, unlike Cleo Chew's- vice president, she gave me this gross stare and asked me if she caught me before-.- And they unhemmed her skirt rightthere! So embarassing, I think Alison saw me. Claire so paikia!:/ Hannah and Genie and Jessie got luckyy.
PE was fun :D Yay, I beat Cock ( and gladys and lydia ) in badminton but she forced me to do the starjumps:/ sore. I hope for tingxie can get higher than 93% :/ it's the only hope for my disgusting chinese grades!):
Malay- Garfield abandoned me ( I will remember it!): ) and sat with WEILING, who crapped and talked nonsense, so I crapped and talked nonsense too, but it wasn't as fun, bcos she was revising her geog ( hardworkingg. ) so I flew to Lydia and it was fun bullying her:D Okay she bullied me too. It's so fun to bump into her and pretend your in great pain, hahaha. When Cock asked what's romance in Malay, everyone went like WHOOOOOOO, YANGZHEN ( genie-.- ). Hahahaha. Poor lesbian.
Felt like dying during MPR talk. Tried to sleep when I thought there were no teachers but then! Mrs. Goh walked in! So resorted to bullying Alison:D And ALISON PANG JING has naturally green hair! ALIEN leh. Hahaha:D Celine wants orange hair, I want purple hair:D PEARLPEARL hair, I mean. :D
Ate with Alison and Tessa before LD, met some of Liane and Heidi and Shauna's weird dance friends who kept scaring me, kind of like how Liane scares me the first time I met her. Weird questions and remarks. Especially this girl called Hazel, who STARED at me and said I was pretty. OOOOO: Then me and Alison ran away laughing.
LD today was so cool :D I ♥ my CCA, it's so damn fun:D Met some juniors today- Melisa, Stella and erm, one with a chinese name :X
Okay, tomorrow got Geog, need to chiong:D

P/S: Alison, about that problem, you're too pretty lurh, so you attract this unwanted attention. Go disfigure yourself): Okay, just kidding. Don't worry, ask Suyuan the macho to protect you next time when I'm not there, k? :DDDDD

2009-02-24T22:42:00.000-08:00

Hannah asked me to post this, so behold:D
~~Venetia~~ take me somewhere we can be alone,
I love you, and that's all I really know
I've talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress,
It's a love story, ~~Venetia~~baby just say yes.
*yes* >:}

I forgot to mention yesterday that I did a kind and noble deed.
I sent Sophia to the busstop in the rain with a stupid holey umbrella when LD was starting in 10 minutes- and I had flu): Haha.
Today kept squabbling with Yangzhen - oh well, it keeps me awake(: And she's so fun to bully and so vulnerable-.- Okay not really.
I'm not happy with my chinese marks, but at least I didn't fail, and stupid yangzhen got higher than me by 1 pathetic mark. Grr):
Oh, I <3>:} ( not sex lurh, screw you. )
fuckfuckfuck.):

2009-02-24T01:36:00.000-08:00

I am so angry!:/
No longer any more fun times on the trampoline, ever, it just took a viking and a crappy auntie to change all that. O: ~~fckfckfckfckfck.~~ eeyurrghhhhh:///
And Shermy's and my spaghetti rocks- Yangzhen, Yichao, Suyuan, Sabrina and Charlene said so :D
Cleaned up the LD props room; photos for next time bcos I'm tired. Whoo, I love the bloody dead hand <3 So cool!
TIREDTIREDTIRED D:
Alison, I'm so sorry for injuring but we're even because you treat ~~Venetia Kok~~better than me): HARH.

2009-02-22T01:16:00.000-08:00

TODAY IS LOVE YOURSELF DAY:D
RALENE SIM ZI HUI, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY! YOU ARE MY ONE AND ONLY<3333>
Haha, as yangzhen would jealously say, egomaniac much?
Make everyday love yourself day<3

2009-02-22T00:35:00.001-08:00

You Crave a Purposeful Life

Your dream is to live a life where you make a difference. You want to affect people.

You don't need to be the one who changes the world, but you would like to change a few lives.

You want to be generous and warm-hearted toward others. Life is hard enough as is.

You believe life is mostly about how you treat other people. What kind of person you are matters.

The Sunset Test

(my height is 1.59 m:D)
Your Height Says You're Logical

You are a rational, stable person. You have a strong head on your shoulders.

You are a good judge of character - and you don't suffer fools gladly.

You are highly motivated and a bit of a daredevil. You crave success.

Limitations and rules frustrate you, but you have enough savvy to overcome them.

You are about as tall as the average Korean woman.

What Does Your Height Say About You?

2009-02-22T00:11:00.000-08:00

Estatic jubilee!:D
I changed my skin but it won't be soon before long I will have to wave goodbye to it again. I promise you, Synyin, when I get a navigational skin, your name will still reside its honourable place again:D
My flu is really getting worse D: God please don't make me into a mucus-filled wheezing-sneezer in Monday, no, I don't want to spread my virus!
Fantastic! I suddenly realised my maths homework is still not done yet): Ohh, maybe I can stay sick till next next Friday and do a Claire and pon the test with an MC!:D
I assure you, algebra is tragic enough for me to have this sort of bochap slacker thoughts- I have been doing algebra since elementary, yet I still can't get the hang of it. What does this say?
Algebra is arduous, toilsome, labourous and just plain torturous. D:
Which reminds me, my group haven't started on the history project yet. Then again, which group has? :D
Aargh Seewah's helium balloon is deflating bit by bit, and it looks weird now):
I don't know why I'm rambling on and on, and I don't feel like typing anymore, so. BYE:D
Is it true that when I die, me, a not really strong Christian ( and guilty of it ) will go to hell? I really do want to have a deeper relationship with God!
But do I even deserve to?

2009-02-21T23:50:00.000-08:00

I want to change my skin- again. :D

Something about this irritates me.Haha.

I hate taking the shuttle to Northpoint, plus it's raining heavily and I didn't bring an umbrella. And I have really bad flu, grr D:

Luckily I didn't wear a white shirt:/

There's something screwed up about my computer, because the font in Internet Explorer is so big, you know the puerile kind? D:

2009-02-20T21:22:00.000-08:00

Laugh out loud, can you see where is Celine, Bernadette ( winks at Hannah ) and Samantha? VERYVERY hard to spot! So cute<3

2009-02-19T23:11:00.000-08:00

CHENG YANG ZHEN♥
Heh, Chanelle Cheng:D
Oops haha.
I got to know her bcos she sat beside me.
She's shorter than me ( who isn't? lol, just kidding-.- ) , in Choir ( which means she sings like crazy everyday ._. ) and she's in ♥! ;D HAHAHAHAHA. Sadly, unfortunately, un-understandbly, not with me. No, with some person that is so crreeepppyy. ( okay, yangzhen, don't slap me in school k ) She's rather kind hearted and is a tissue provider, haha. Hmm, what else? She can be evil and mean at times. Yes, you are, everytime kajiao me. KNOW YOUR LIMITS WOMAN D:<>
Thanks for being my friend and my seating partner:D I will always remember you and your sexiness, everytime leave your shirt button open, hey, noone to seduce now okay!:X
WHAT TO BUY FOR YOU D:<

2009-02-19T23:05:00.000-08:00

PETRINA CHIA SOOKIE♥
1 Justice 08's quiet and shy monitress, now in 2 Purity, why not 2 Truth? D:<
Devoted Tracker, everytime see her running like mad when I walk across the track to class.
Part of Hannah + Pauline + Jia Qi that old clique, but still my good friend:DD
I met her late last year, and I thought she was soso sweet:}
Her famous lover is PETERTAY ( gross, bleauhh ) , but she loves 炎亚伦 more, haha. Actually the whole of Fahrenheit?
I love her like crazy, and she's a wonderful friend and is damn kindhearted. Oh, and thanks for keeping all my secrets and rmb last time we were in the same friendship dilemma? Yeah, that's when we became close:D
Petrina, Iloveyou, and I hope we can stay friends forever. :D
PS/PS, Hannah, PETRINA REMINDS ME OF SHERMAINE!O:

2009-02-19T22:58:00.001-08:00

I'm sick but being so awesome I still went to school:D
Fever + sore throat + flu, but I think I'm alright now, yay.
Chinese test sucks, I don't understand the cloze passage at all. I wish I had Yi Chao's brain D: Charlene still can say it's easy O:
Recess was mad bcos me, Hannah, Genie, Claire, Sophia and Jessie illegally sneaked into the gym and started bouncing like crazy on the trampoline, super fun :D The second trampoline is haunted I tell you, don't bounce on it. That time they say what got a gymnast jump on it early evening then she jump too high, fell and died from blood loss, ugh): I'm still kind of groggy from jumping D:
Whoo, vikings rocks. Last time Hannah didn't get it, but Genie got it, heh, still can describe to me how they look like. OH, and they love singing soprano. :D Can you imagine? Heehee. :} Then later Genie drew a very nice illustration of a viking with the " diao " face, haha. But later Yangzhen tried to infiltrate it, the nosy parker. :[
Speaking of Yangzhen, it's her birthday on Monday!:D
And Petrina's on Saturday!:DD
Okay Im gonna dedicate a post to them.

2009-02-18T07:11:00.000-08:00

They have to be real... nothing made up!
All the answers have to apparently start from the first letter of my nameD:
1. What is your name: Ralene!
2. A four Letter Word: Rare, like a good friend a.k.a RALENE!:D
3. A boy's Name: Eeyer, that gay ryan from HSM? Noooo. D:
4. A girl's Name: Rebecca?O:
5. An occupation: Receptionist? D: eeyer.
6. A colour: Red! My lovely house colour:D
7. Something you wear: Okay, I will cheat :X RED FBTS!
8. A food: RED CANDIES:D
9. Something found in the bathroom: Red toothbrushes ( sorry I am really tired so this is a retarded answer )
10. A place: Russia:D
11. A reason for being late: Rotting at home!
12. Something you shout: Rawrrrrrr. Okay I'm not that idiotic, but whatever.
13. A movie title: Reality Bites! Okay this was a long time ago.
14. Something you drink: Root beer!:)
15. A musical group: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus!:D
16. An animal: Rabbit? LOL. :D
17. A street name: Rockwell Avenue!
18. A type of car: Renault? Gosh, IDK!
19. A song title: Shit, I can't think. YES I KNOW, RADAR BY BRITNEY SPEARS. WHAT'S WITH THE MENTION OF THIS FREAK D:
20. A verb: Retardedly randoming:D

2009-02-18T05:08:00.000-08:00

Sorry to all those poor little things who tried to go into my blog and was greeted with a lock-in page ._. apologies, apologies. Haha.
Now I'm chionging my geog poster writeups and updating:/ sighhhh. Is it just me or is there less time as you grow older? Actually, in the literal sense, yesD: but you know what I mean!
I'm going to give a supershort post k.
Today went to this red cross home for the disabled. Most of them had cerebal palsy/ Down's syndrome, which really is so kelian )): There's this girl who kept crying and crying and crying and I started feeling really sad for her D: I just realised the noble and brave Genie Yama can be a nurse, she can read stories in a totally adorable and dramatic way and even pick up saliva-stained food. Round of applause, man. I also got feed k!D: Hannah and Genie keep calling Kimberley Aunty Kim- she's not aunty, she's just plain mean to me. DDDDDDDD: Truth or dares were such fun, I still reminscene about those played in 1 Justice :D, where everyone was so.. I dunno, enthu and fun? I mean, some few in 2 Truth are, but something seems to have changed. DARES ARE NO LONGER DARES, THEY'RE I DON'T WANT TO DO-THEN CAN DON'T DO OR FINE-I-WILL-DO, BUT TO UNREACTIVE PEOPLE.
Sophia started prankcalling Genie and Celine's guyfriends and talked rubbish, using Hannah's phone. Like what. Selling condoms blahblahblah. Hahaha. I'm not surprised if they later go report her.
Oh, English was damn fun. We were supposed to argue if this girl really saw this monster- a huge lump, which Sabrina believes it's algae-, then the psychologists were supposed to disbelieve, the girls and their mothers were supposed to believe. Then Pearl represented the girls, and waa, she really appear as if she really saw the monster, hahaha. So got a lot of funny questions like- are you sure the lump wasn't your watch, how long did you stand there, etcetc, lol. Sophia's was the funniest, representing the mothers. She kept diverting and saying hilarious rubbish and say that the girl got dunno what photographic memory, and in the end we won:D Hahahaha.
Gosh. What a long post:/

2009-02-17T06:35:00.000-08:00

Woohoo, morning jog today was hyper and crazy.
It was with spastic sophia, and we played how many people you know. ( must say hi too)
Yeah so as we jogged/walked, we screamed hellos here and there like mad woman.
Total, pathetic number? ONEHUNDRED AND TWENTYTHREE.
And I counted, so I was pretty much dying after the jog O:
You know everyday we disturb people in front and behind of us by tapping their shoulders, kicking their shoes/butt ( sophia ), breathing into their necks and just plain scaring them. Haha.
Yay, I know like a lot of people in sec 2 now. But their impression of me must be like I'm a siaozhabor:/
History grouping; I'm doing with Alee, Celine and Claire on Europeans, actually I want to do on Celine, but nevermind): Haha. Again Claire blamed me for some random stuff I didn't do D: Mooooooooody. ://
During recess, went with Genie, Claire and Hannah, sat near our old friends. I think Joey is angry with me youknow ): I can't aim to please everyone ;_;
During music, Ms. Foo was MIA, so 2 Truth started creating a hell lot of ruckus. Only for 5 seconds did Celine managed to shut our traps. WHEE. MY IDEA D: AINT I SMART :X
Then we had a class video, but I think kind of screwed la.
Oh yeah, thanks Hannah dear for your lovely half-heart keychain, Tatty Teddy is so CUTEXZ<3,>IHEARTYOUVERYMUCH.:} I demand to see the other half though, I think my half nicer, teeheez :D adios!:D

2009-02-16T00:05:00.001-08:00

DANAE LIVES IN THE SAME CONDO AS ME O:
Haha, I shall talk to her more often and form a realationship:D
She's in my group for the youth olympic thing anyway, with mr karang guni ( MR ), yummy yik yan and munchy melanie. What's Danae? Oh, DELUSIONAL danae:D wowwow. I still can remember- er, what's Venetia's? voluptuous? LOLLLOL!:D
Sorry burn if I hurt you deepdeepD: I didn't mean it! You know it;D It's all sophia, jessie and liane's fault! heehee:}
Today had History test! The first inference question I screwed up D: and the one on town planning too. I didn't study much because I didn't bring my textbook back home. So Claire right. :///////// SO I DON'T CARE.
Oh yeah Claire's balloon BURST. Hey, actually, we're NOT equal. BECAUSE; mine DEFLATED, yours so explosively violently BURST. :///// so you owe me!
Got back geog and science test:D I am happy!:) Although ms.cheong tried to cheat me of 1 mark://// and 2 Justice had two full marks, we had one- NICOLE ANN LIM, applause!:D
Sat with Emelia during Geography. I am angry with yangzhen. Again yes. D: Early Modern English♥
For History groupwork, I'm supposed to do with Alison, Milk and Jam, but I want Celine too!:O Hahahaha. Okay. I sound so whatthe. -.-
We're going to some red cross home for the disabled on wednesdayyyy. Sitting with Alison, oh, Alison, cheer up! Crying makes your eyes smaller, which makes you UGLIER, and your phobia is ugliness right? Hahaha:D
I LOVE YOU:D to everyone in 2 Truth! Thanks for the dedicated song, Celine, I am touched:D
Don't worry, Claire, I shall put your name in my navis. one fine day. :D But you, stupid woman, never give me my hearts D:

2009-02-14T21:08:00.001-08:00

Everyone link Yangzhen at http://manyhopesnmanydreams.blogspot.com okay?
And must flood the tagboard like crazy!:D

2009-02-14T01:33:00.000-08:00

So today's valentine's day:D
I am staying at home:DD
And I just realised I nvr bring my history book back home:D
I know I rock:D
Wow what a lovely post:D
And my cyber mouth hurts from fakegrinning:D
I just realised why ytd sucks.
Cos it's friday the thirteenth:D
And note the inappropriate but on purpose position of my tb:D
Now, Rochelle never answer my text about LD:D
Stupid spermy:D
I feel like changing this skin, which keeps popping up ads on gambling:D
But yeah, I will still continue to use Syn Yin's name for my navis:D
That's if I have navis:D
Someone in 2 Truth is too close, too close for comfort!Help!):

2009-02-12T22:44:00.000-08:00

I am so screwed:/
Today we had science test and before that, seewah gave me a totally cute elmo balloon, thanks, ily♥! which retarded jessie tried to claim as her own.
Science test was okay, should can get a1 lurh. :D
Then. later. gosh. D: chan wei meng, who's shorter than me, just marched into our class like nobody's business and started scolding our class): then i just talked to suyuan SOFTLY and she, from the window, demanded me to go out. to her class.-.-
yeah then she asked, no ORDERED, me to stand in front of her class in her whiny, act-stern voice with her face. like retarded can. she say our noise disturb her class, then won't the immediate presence of a person affect them? -.- and their class also damn loud lor. screw her): she's officially the BEST AND NICEST teacher man. replaced the art teacher, the newest english teacher ( who's so bochap and weird ) , ms.yee and susie. gosh.
Lately I've been getting into trouble a lot. Grr. This sort of thing NEVER happened in sec 1 lor. MENOPAUSING AND PMSING DON'T GO AND VENT ON ME CAN. betch.
gosh, my aunt ms. chua, who's NOT a betch, in fact she's quite nice- grr, i don't want to say much. just involves genie and jessie's stupidity, maths lesson on roof garden, truth or dare and wow, smacking of MY AUNT'S BUTT WITH " hey sexy. " how idiotic can that be. and me, hannah and claire also kena. that's the worst dare ever.
Talking about all this gets me pissed, not to mention THAT YANGZHEN LOST MY VDAY CARD TO HER, MY MATHS DAMN LOW MARKS AND I NEED MATHS REMEDIAL. )): and we have to act out macbeth, which is apparently cursed. haha. and ms. ng kept sneezing while she was talking. cursed maybe.
acting in front of ld ppl is one thing;
acting in front of a class where some ppl DON'T LIKE YOU is another!D:
oh. and happy valentines to all the loveydovey souls out there. and thanks to everyone for the chocolates, which melted in my pocket and stained my phone DDDDDDDD: another thing to be irritated at.

2009-02-12T03:17:00.000-08:00

I have so many things to say, but since I'm in a bad mood and I'm lazy, I shall post it another time :D
HAPPY VALENTINE'S IN ADVANCE TO ALL MY FRIENDS:D

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2009-02-11T01:56:00.001-08:00

HumanForSale.com - Duck Hunt Games

2009-02-11T01:38:00.000-08:00

Yes I changed my skin. :)
I should be studying so I will make this short.
Hannah is officially not my best friend.
Get this clear.
Yeah but I still love her, albeit a little less:/
Thanks for everything back when I delude myself into thinking that you were my best friend.
Gosh. I sound so emo like whatthehell. :///
Whateverwhatever, Hannah YOU ARE STILL ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS. :D
And Claire, did you see the extra heart on your name?
Seewah, you too?
:D
Aiya my wife must, must have over maximum. :D
I got so many reasons to be emo.
My sihan sucks, my chinese compo sucks, my lit essay sucks, my maths sucks, and many more)): fuck everything; I am so pissed with myself. D:<
So even though I'm f-angry with some people, I have used all my anger on myself. -.-
Finally bought V's day presents. SOME. With Seewah at AMK hub. FRIES DO NOT MAKE YOU TALL DEAR. :D
BAD MOOD LA.

2009-02-09T02:04:00.001-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTHER!:DDDDD
Yucks:/ I'm disgusted at my blogskin after what hannahtheretard said! And so many popups somemore. Yes, I'm going to change my blogskin. Grr.
I'm going to reply tags here.

Seewah: Hey Seewah!:D I see you spammed, yay! Seewah's sexy spams are so sick yet sweet I'm not surprised if sam sticks with you. :O Hahahahahaha. Who ask your name start from S? HAHA. Nah, you're mine forever. (: Yes, Toa Payoh is ugly, but not that horrible! I don't mind you know! Gosh:/ you're so horny that you brighten up at the thought of sharing the track with Cth. High.. the ppl there are so.. ew. I have like 3 cousins there and they are so arrogant and gross k. Nah): Banglas may look dangerous, but they are harmless. Oh wait, they RAPED some student in NUS before right? Okay, I take back my words! WHAT. SEEWAH. YOU DON'T MIND. You know like how many ppl hit on me? ://////// hahahahahaha. Lol your alliteration not bad, but mine better! NAH. I DON'T LIKE MY BLOGSKIN ANYMORE):

Claire: Haha your license FAKE ONE LOR. HAHAHAHA. Must be get from China your homeland♥ Who you stalk anyway? Eeyer. Hmmmmmm! Must show me how much is your ♥ first hahahaha:D

Hannah: ://///// okayokay I get it! Haha yeah you very proud bcos you got 2 hearts huh? I was thinking of raising the maximum to 3!:D

Jia Qi: Hey hey hey hey! Lol. WHAT'S YOUR LINKKKKKK. YOU NEVER TELL ME. ):
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. ILY TOO<3

Alison: HEY SUITEHART<3 :DDDDDDDDD

Argh): Tomorrow I was almost late for school!):
History 1st period, got back graded assignment. FK, I DIDN'T EVEN GET 80. Okay 79. But it's so upsetting & I feel so disappointed with myself.
I reallyreallyreallyowe Alison a huge favour.
I HURT HER DEEPDEEP. (HAHHAH.)
Okay not hurt, but I caused her to lose a bloody half mark! And she's so nice and forgiving about it! GOSH. SHE CAN BE A BUDDHA AND ACHIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT.
YOU KNOW THAT ALISON IS SUPERSUPERSUPER NICE?
If you don't know, go jump off a building :/
One day I'm going to dedicate a post to her.
Alison, sorry once again & ILY:D
( and I totally rule k! I exchanged Jessie's nametag with QIUZI's one. It was so desirable:D )

Ms. Cheong got problem. She always thinks I'm flirting. LIKE, WITH WHO?-.- We're in a convent. Got science graded back. 8/10. Yz so mean, tell me I can sabo her like I sabo-ed Alison and I punched her like 5 times. Haha. YZ IS A LESBIAN. Not to me. She's just pretending to les me, so I won't suspect she les other ppl! BUT I DID. HAHA. To ehhum and ehhum. :} And to divert attention, still say AUDREY CRUSH ON ME!-.- Smart, but I AM SMARTER. Woots:D

Went recess with Hannah Claire Jessie, but more like class recess due to some other ppl. OH SHIT! I JUST REMEMBERED! WE FORGOT TO TAKE DOWN THE CLASS DECO AND TAKE THE FKING CLASS PHOTO!grrrrrrrrrrrr. Yeah and I realised something cute about Jessie and Claire. They totally don't talk. But not really awkward. But when me and Hannah DON'T TALK, it gets awkward! And you know what. They started banging the shaky table and blaming it on random ppl lol. It wasn't me throughout haha. I am convinced JESSIE IS A LESBIAN BY HER UNTRUE COMMENTS. I KNEW CLAIRE WAS LES WITH ME ALL THE WHILE!:D

Wrote something for Esther. Yes, I'm the last to know about birthdays- again! STUPID SABRINA NEVER TELL ME): WHAT KIND OF CLASS PARTNER IS SHE. Haha. Jk.

2009-02-07T20:33:00.000-08:00

HELL YEAH♥ I CHANGED MY BLOGSKIN. BUT I MIGHT CHANGE BACK TO THE OTHER

ONE IF I GET SICK OF LOUD-ITY. :D

P/S: LIANE CALLED ME DEARIE, I AM SO FREAKING TOUCHED!

2009-02-07T20:08:00.000-08:00

HOW STUPID ARE YOU?
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it ( lol, Ernmay did it! )
4. [ ]Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x]Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ]Been caught staring at your crush by your crush ( does staring at my wife count-.-? )
8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x]Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x]Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 3

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion 12. [x]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [X ]Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (eeyuch, i hate tomatoes. )
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x]Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [X] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 10

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [ ]Have run into a closed door
24. [ ] Got your fingers stuck in a keyboard
25. [ ]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it ( gosh. see wah, you did this?!)
26. [x]It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke ( haha some ppl's jokes are so 此吨 ma. )
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer ( it hurt): high five, seewah! )
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [ ]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 13

31. [X]After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it ( not gum thoh, but it counts huh. )
32. [x]Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside ( what's the big deal-.- )
33. [x]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (lollol.)
34. [ ]Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [ ]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (have an urge to try it)
36. [ ]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on ( ROFL! SEE WAH! HAHAHA. )
37. [x]Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ]Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x]Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident ( you can't steal by accident, but whatever. )Running total: 19

41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on ( is this under EVIL :DDD )
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up ( poor seewah): )
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (gosh. i melted the switch. hahaha.)Total: 24/50

VERDICT, SEE WAH IS STUPIDER THAN ME! By 2 haha. ((((((((:

2009-02-07T19:38:00.001-08:00

GOSH. Yangzhen is freaking me out. " Will you activate my lips? " -chokes- Seewah, someone is trying to get fresh with me! DDDDDDDDD: HAHAHAHAHA.
I just realised my tags are superbly long:////so I will reply them here.
Hannah; YEAH, GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT! Rochelle; WHAT A PATHETIC SPAMMER YOU ARE:D
Seewah; 我超喜欢你，爱你和想你！♥ 你是永远我的最爱. HAHAHAHA. Woohoo♥
Cheryl; Go screw your own lover, don't take mine away:D SEE WAH IS MINE! forever&ever. She's my only lover lor you, you have bernie♥ and yixian:D AND I'M NOT RALEN YOU TYPOER.
Oops. I shall reply my seniors at their own blogs. HAHAHAHA. /I visited the new holding site for SNGS2010 at Toa Payoh! Sighhhh:/ have to wake up muchmuchmuch earlier and sacrifice my lovely dreamland hours D: Pictures? Fine I shall go fetch my USB cable-.-

Aaahh. So dark:/// Btw; the sign says STATE LAND, trespassers will be prosecuted, so now you know why I didn't climb in. Haha.

Nice angle right?

WOAH. :/ Hmm. Looks like a slum.

GOSH. O: Looks disturbingly like my primary school!

Uh. Brings to mind a jail :XXXXXXXX what's with the barbed wire?

SO. OLD. But I suppose it's big:D Haha ever the optimist♥

You know what? I'm so jealous at CHIJ Toa Payoh girls. Their school is so new and super beautiful, but I hate them because they refuse to share their facilities with us. Guess 姐妹同心 only applies within the school :/ SUCKERS! SNGS STILL ROCKS MORE:D
And it's beside a grammar school, an old folks home, lighthouse- home for the handicapped and gosh, a girls' home D: scully they thought our school is the girls' home.

SIASUEY D:
But it's rather big and quite windy though a lot of Bangladeshi workers. Haha, I know the crazy xenophobias Hannah & Genie will be looking forward to it, but I.DON'T. Oh well.

2009-02-07T00:06:00.000-08:00

Prove that Ms. Rochelle Yap Yi Xin and Ms. Ralene Sim Zi Hui's URLs are similar.

http://folie--adeux.blogspot.com/
http://suitehearts--adeux.blogspot.com/

Wowee. Like cool or what♥ Hahaha. :D
I formally conclude that our URLs are similar haha.
Quote of the day: " Copying is the best form of flattery. "
I'm so flattered by spermy :D
Oops, I mean rochelle hahaha.
Hey See Wah, we don't wanna leave you out. Go add an --adeux to the back of a band/song :D

And See Wah! Here's something about Barney:D enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3ih0xw9ck

2009-02-06T04:36:00.000-08:00

This test is actually about the cause of recent stress.

Choose three scenarios out of these four:
- A group of people taking photographs
- A galloping horse
- A house with a garden
- A statue of the goddess Venus

Analysis
This test is actually about the causes of recent stress and the vital scenario is the one you left out.

If you left out the one with the
- Group of people taking pictures: This means that you're very tired with your relationships right now

- Galloping horse: This means that you are tired and stressed over work recently.

- House with the garden: This means that you are tired with some matters concerning your family or household lately

- Statue of Venus: This means that you are stressed over matters of the heart. Not exactly relationship problems, but more to do with being tired of trying to settling things with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Haha I left out the first one. What relationships-.- gosh!O: should be the second lor.

2009-02-06T04:23:00.000-08:00

wow this is like my god-know-what post of the day-.-
im rushing to do my aunt's homework ( shall call her that, since kimmy thinks it's funny that i call her ms.chua-.- ) bcos im nice and im trying to unrust my brain. makes sense? :D
oh and i forgot to tell, haha, me, celine and kimmy ( okay. im not that close to her, but i think kimmy is really cute. ) were reading meowmeow's literature script.
wait. before you think me as the lit rep and kimmy as the councillor are evil, mean ppl- get this straight! we were just proofreading her work ( which seriously needs it, and who ask her, pass up so late-.- ). oh damn who cares, im not kidding anyone:D
then she wrote like only 1 page with tons of spacing, big words and quote of the day is, " this poem is very amusing and local. " repeat that for 3 times throughout her super short poem, plus spelling errors, ONE TRUTH, other stuff and you get her essay.
hey but you never know. scully she get higher than me ( touchwoodtouchwood :X ). lit is so unpredictable, i dont know whatto expect anymore!
and now the superduper boliao kongxian claire is at another autogrph session!again!O: haha we're a weird couple. :D <3 and im doing my hmwork. SEE THE DIFFERENCE. -.-
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2009-02-06T03:55:00.000-08:00

gahh:/ i've got a feeling when my parents come home from the ptm, they will nag more at me. and somemore need to show them the crappy chinese essay marks. sigh. if i don't get into triple science next year, will they skin me alive? seriously it's impossible! O: gosh. i am like totally freaking out here:/ and they most probably want me to go either n/vjc. wow. like 5 points only? i just hope to go to a jc better than all those notsogood ones like yjc, sjc, etc. etc. blahblahblah. and yz still can think of going hci. wow. -.- and still can ask me whether i want to go what us university, i was like joking when i said yale and she was like uhhuh i wanna go oxford, woahh, she has ambition! it's like the best, better than stupid rjc. haha. shall stop my uncapped rants here. im seriously thinking of deleting this:/ ralene, jiayou!:]

p/s; to hannah; i bet you know all this due to your sister haha but thanks anyway. and i think you mean integrated prog right. but STNICKS doesnt have ip. and if we had, it's freaking cjc. hahaha. but i hope so. hannah, 加油 for triple science babe!:D

vjc or njc? O:
Victoria Junior College (Abbreviation: VJC) is a institution of higher learning, established by Singapore's Ministry of Education in 1984 to be the affiliated Junior College of Victoria School. Victoria Junior College is also situated close to the beach, separated by a busy expressway.

The National Junior College (Abbreviation: NJC) is a junior college (JC) in Singapore, located in the Bukit Timah neighbourhood. Founded in 1969 to provide a centralized two year pre-university education leading to the Singapore-Cambridge GCE 'A' Level certificate, NJC prides itself in being the top government junior college as well as a pioneer and first in many ways, including pioneering the introduction of a specialized lecture-tutorial system in its pedagogy as well as the merging of the various language streams. Since then, other junior colleges have been established with this same model to provide the same opportunity to many more aspiring students who aim to go on to top universities, both locally and overseas. Since its inception, NJC has been producing numerous scholars, including the prestigious President's Scholars, SAF and SPF scholars as well as recipients of various PSC, government, statutory boards and private scholarships among others. NJC has to date produced 45 President's Scholars, a record among Singapore schools only recently beaten by Singapore's second oldest junior college, Hwa Chong Institution, in 2007. As of 2008, NJC has not produced a President's Scholar for 12 years running, the last being Lee Chen Ee in 1996. This is the longest President Scholar drought faced by the college, the second-longest being a 3-year drought from 1993-1996.

[ ripped from wiki:D ]

Woah. okay i didn't even read-.- but it's easy to tell which jc is better even if they have same admission points. NERDJUNIORCOLLEGEALLTHEWAY<3

pp/s: gosh. im really getting pissed off at taylor swift's songs. they ooze of corny romance. ugh. she should get paid to sing for vhudgens and zefron, who can't sing. hahaha.

2009-02-05T22:31:00.000-08:00

I am suspecting Yang Zhen ain't straight.
She keeps making moves on me! O: As in not friendlyles you know. It's creepy kind. D: Like, " Ralene, can you kiss me? " It's so scary! And during Maths lesson when I was doing the work:/ Hahaha. Go attack Celine la! Celine the jolly giant might love it. HAHAHA.

Haha recess was funny but I can't really elaborate due to some people. -.- Just discovered Sophia's mean side HAHAHAHAHA.

Venetia thinks she's glam, wow a glam karang guni! O: She gets weirder and funnier day by day. And she wrote " Venetia- King of COCKS" on my table la, like gross. Why does she even think I want to know? :/

Alison is really cute, she does funny stuff, she's so freaking vain and her laughter is damn contagious haha. I just realised my post is so funny. Ok whatever. :/

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2009-02-05T03:36:00.000-08:00

I think my phone bills this month will be super high D:
Right, Claire?
Hahaha.

Lately assemblies (?) have been crazy. Sophia takes craziness to a new level, seriously. If I'm crazy, wow, SOPHIA CHAN is freaking INSANE. But cute :D She sings at the top of the lungs and I sometimes join in ( haha, it's not Pearl la! duh. ) , forces me to do squats with her, pretend to run Morning Jog ( um. ), taps random ppl on the back ( as well as kick a girl's butt O: ) and many more crazycrazy freakish stuff. But haha yeah my best assembly partner. :}
Venetia the Karang Guni gets more and more adorable each day seriously, the stern look on her face and her extreme randomness and siliness inside- she's super funny!
Oh Claire is sick! She never wash her dirty dishcloths and display them proudly on her table. MISS. GWEE HATES MOULDY DISHCLOTHS REMEMBER. HAHAHAHA XD And to think she blames me for her dumbness. She left the caps of my precious markers off stashed in the bottom of her bag carelessly and OF COURSE HER BAG WAS STAINED- and what way is it my fault mannnnnnnnn. AIYO.
I hate tingxie. Grr. I missed out three words cos molaoshi talk damn fast and got one super easy word wrong!
Malay was slacktime :D Sat with Lianeeeee. :) Played a lot of rubbish games. She rather kiss Mr. Sam in private then kiss Cikgu in front of the whole school. OH SICK. HAHAHAHA. And she's going to dedicate a song to me <3 Hannah says want to dedicate to some teachers some friends and ERM some people. -.- Like only got three forms left. And the evil Claire doesn't want to sit behind with me and Liane cos she loves her seating partner more than me. I AM SO INSULTED.
OH and Hannah and I really want to take the EC B4. The subject combi. For all EC subject combi.s, must be like what. TOP 100 in the cohort. WOW. After like the two best classes, only TWENTY PEOPLE FROM ORDINARY CLASSES can have a chance. That's so sad :/ must jiayou like mad!

2009-02-02T05:10:00.000-08:00

Tag replies are done here bcos I'm lazy -____-
Seewah: Aiya, I don't care what people think la!:D And the only people reading my blog are my friends! Go get an english name!:D

Qiaojing: Gosh sorry ))): Thanks for tagging!:D

Audrey: HI! :D Glad to know I'm loved <3 Haha I know it's you! ;]

Rochelle: Krochelle dochelle mochelle lochelle! :} AWW. I missed you! I'm glad you're in Drama! FINEFINE:D & screw your eyes, I'm not a bimbo, I'm smart :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hannah: Haha Liane also scared. A lot of ppl scared cos it's freakayye D: no as in those ppl who behave damn lian, not look lian :D

2009-02-01T23:51:00.000-08:00

This weird quiz (?) from Celine that I have to do cos she put my name first although she didn't tag me to do it! -_______-

I want to kill Celine for tagging me bcos this is pointless and no one wants to know 25 random things about me. I don't want to know 25 random things about me!
I don't like my extended family sshh!
I have a secret fear of clowns, okay, Liane knows that:/
I hate family dance :/
I am musically challenged hahahahaha. Okay this is well-known.
I am quite mean. Like, I make fun of ppl who are short. Sigh, I mean it's not their fault that they're short! They're born with it! So I will stop. Try to stop O:
I am a childish person
I am born on a holiday which sucks although I love my birthday<3
For the last time, RALENE SIM ZI HUI IS NOT A LESBIAN.
But I love my friends! O:
I am married to one of my best friends See Wah.
I have a child called Stephanie.
I have a child called Joey.
I have a child called Sheryl.
I have a child called Jeraldine.
I have an adopted child called Wendy.
I have a sister called Hannah.
I have a mother called Cheryl.
I have a father called Yi Xian.
OH I HATE LIANS, BIMBOS, BOOTLICKERS, RUDE AND MEAN PPL!:)
I have a brother called Pauline.
I have a niece called Jia Qi.
I have a niece called Min Yi.
I have a niece called Shauna.
My fingers really hurt:/ AND I'M A REALLY EXTREMELY NICE PERSON!:D

2009-02-01T23:35:00.000-08:00

Wow zomg today's a mad day.
3 tests, but Science was more like some quiz and History was like homework. I found Geography hard but some people said it was easy. Am I getting stupider as I grow older? D: I want to get at least 15 marks leh!
For Science I got 8-.- I thought anus did peristalsis and that stomach was neutral pH. I am so stupid!
I hope I can go bake with you leh Hannah D: but I don't think can! So MUST BAKE ME A SUPER HUGE HUGE THING OKAY. And don't think sick k. Which means I can't bake for 2 Truth ppl! Okay nvrmind. Which reminds me! Someone wrote in my paper : " You're cute! Thus, I shall give you cake. " So funny! I suspect it's Audrey. :X
& thanks Hannah for those TOUCHING WORDS. D:< HUH. QIUZI ASKED ME WHAT'S MY SURNAME THANKS TO YOU. YOU DAMN LAMEPOKKKK!
Shermaine asked me not to bully her during assembly. D: But I can't bully Sophia cos she bullies me!
I shall not write Sophia's disgusting obscene R21 comments! -_________-
Sigh. I didn't get to write on Sophia's paper. I would have drawn porn! :X Haha okay maybe not cos I'm too innocent. Haha.
& Chinese lesson was so funny. Sophia and I were singing some random songs to shut ppl up ( okay, that's not making sense, but whatever ) then I was like " Ms. Chan ( Miss. Chan Shin Shien SOPHIA ) is here! " And there was short silence, but cos I was tricking mah. Then later, er, me and Sophia were singing Halleluia ( LOL. OKAY. NO COMMENTS. ) then she was like, " Everybody sing.. "
Then suddenly Celine's eyes were like damn round and we turned to the door and OMGOMG, Ms. CHAN WEI MENG was there! OOOOOO: REALLY MS. CHAN!
So funny, luckily Sophia never get into trouble. She's so lucky la, so super naughty, but no one actually scolds her! Maybe cos they pity her cos of her small size!:D

PS: What is the purpose of family dance?
It is to convince that sometimes SNGS is screwed up.

2009-02-01T05:22:00.001-08:00

The Great Escape by Boys Like Girls
Paper bags and plastic hearts
Out belongings in shopping carts
It's goodbye
But we got one more night
Let's get drunk and drive around
And make peace with an empty town
We can make it right
Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
We wont hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway.

Wow this week takes stress to a new level. D:

2009-01-29T22:40:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VERNICE!<3
Hey everyone!
My eyes are screwed up from doing the Geog population policy forum on Edulearn. I am so pro at doing research, unlike some ppl who COPY AND PASTE. :D
Today had Lit test!:D Quite hard la, and I think I screwed it up- I wrote an essay for each question arghh. My pen almost no ink after I finished!:O
I again realised how adorably retarded Sophia is during Art. She is so artistically talented, but for a small person, she has a HUGEHUGE mouth. :O She reminds me of Cheryl, yet she say I'm like Cheryl! Haha. And I love talking to her rubbish. Reminds me of talking to Jeraldine last time <3
Recess was so enjoyable, we had LD meeting, and me and See Wah thought it was something official or we WERE GOING TO GET OUR BADGES ( which we didn't-.- ) but in the end ELDDS had lao yusheng! Like lol, it's the coolest and cutest CCA la! The seniors are so thoughtful- Tricia even hugged the birthday girl! Sorry we couldn't do anything elaborate for Andrea and Vernice though! ( but we singed birthday songs outside the MPR2 till she dashed to the toilet in shame- and Vernice hardly gets shy, her skin is thicker than hide la! ) Oh, and the seniors said if we dropped any yusheng stuff on the table, we would have to EAT IT. And the tables were damn grossly dirty, so LD laoyusheng-ed in a very civilised, unhyper manner. (: Noone wants to get poisoned to death la.
I just realised Claire's hair is very nice to pull HAHAHA. :D Okay, I kind of tortured her when she went toilet with me, but she also tried to murder me k! O: Haha she's so vulnerable, don't you agree? SHIT. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER INSURANCE BENEFICIARY, THEN I CAN CLAIM MONEY FOR HER KNEE INJURY:D WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT?
And the blurblurblur LIANE GARFIELD TAN FORGOT MY AUTOGRAPH BOOK AGAIN FOR THE SECOND TIME! -.-

2009-01-29T02:00:00.000-08:00

Wow, look at See Wah and my couple tees! And we didn't plan it k. Don't mind my retarded faces. As usual, I'm the tallest!:D Cheryl so extra la.

All of us:] don't mind Cheryl's sotong-like mouth:8

In respective order, See Wah, Joey, Stephanie, me and Cheryl. HAHAHA.:D

( actually later got even worst: See Wah was cumshot [ make every shot a CUMSHOT:)) ], I was blowjob, Stephanie was condom, Cheryl was pornstar/tampon/p**** ( shit, I can't spell it, I'm too innocent la :D ) and Joey was erect. Lol!

Me and Joey:D ( yes, she's almost as tall as me! SHOCKHORROR. ) I was bending my knees k!

Public Display of Affection. But looks more like I'm telling her a secret right? Whatafailure:[

Omg. I AM NOT MOLESTING CHERYL. Seriously! EW.

Okay so random-.- Du Jia loves her Snapple huh.

Joey and her winning smile(:

"Ohmygawd!" See Wah and her regular pose.

Me & Stephanie!:D

All the photos I took with Cheryl are in her superlaopokk ( haha ) Samsung with NO BLUETIT.

Stupid. :X Haha jk.

2009-01-29T00:41:00.000-08:00

Let me quote my nicenice senior ( & super funny ) Jolyne on FB:
Jolyne Jacques Tan 's IDOL is Molly Leong!!!! *giggles!*.
"yeah!! her sexy black curls really bring PERMS to a whole new level! *hyperventilates* oh molly!!!"
"HEY! stop picking on MY MOLLY :( you know her awesome quote 'you treat me like a cow?!??!' was SO INSPIRING! like she's so EMBRACING the beast in her, so modest! *blush blush*"
Ohmygawds la!:O

Today's bowling with my loved clique was superfun<3
Shall post about it later:D

2009-01-28T20:43:00.000-08:00

I love my bag with the cat on it more and more, because it reminds me of someone in class<3
Haha obvious right.
meowmeow.:D

Btw: Sophia's the one who pointed the stupid laser thing at ppl, not me! I am so innocent, tessa & pearl!O:

& everyone, refer to Connexio pg 8, or just Hannah la. ( And I shall refer to the B********* word as blicker here k. )
Look at the article, the one with the headline that says: CHIJ St. Nicholas is 75, going strong.
On paragraph 6, line 1 ( see I'm so detailed, Ms. Goh would be proud of me :D ), READ THIS.
Okay, it made me laugh till I felt my intestines were about to split k.
R*** T**** from Secondary One Justice said, " I feel happy to be in the St. Nicholas family, having a wonderful principal, teachers and friends who are always there in bad times and good times ( I nearly cried with laughter ), supporting me and always lending me a shoulder to depend on. "
WOW. That seems like a model answer for some kind of reflection SNGS loves to gives. Everyone should emulate her man. ( Hannah, that is SO like what blickers like her ♥ to say right? :))
Okay shall go now.

2009-01-28T00:05:00.000-08:00

♥HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREA!♥

Since Hannah likes my qiuzzes, I shall do another one!

1. last cigarette?
I don't smoke, haha the ad very funny, the one where the retarded-looking girl says 谢谢您不要在这里吸烟, but all the smokers don't care!

2. last beverage:
water.

3. last phone call?
from hannah!

4. Where is your best friend right now?
Haha I can't answer this question because I have lots of them!

5. last CD played:
I can't remember, but I last heard something from the Ting Tings:D

6: last shower:
this is so personal!:0

7: last time you cried :
haha.forgot.

8. last meal
lunch at school!

SEVEN have you’s:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?:
no. i have never dated huh.
3. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?:
haha, no.
4. have you ever fallen in love?
yes, but not lovelovelove that kind of love, the BGR kind.

5. have you ever lost someone?:
yes, if you mean friends.

6.have you ever slept until 2pm?:
yes! Chinesenewyear:]

7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up?
I hate alcohol, smells like thinner!

SIX things you did in the past three days:1.2.3.4.5.6. Went to school, celebrated Chinese New Year, texted a lot, slept, ate and drank. HAHAHA. :D
list FIVE people that love you ( to make this more fun, sms them and post their replies ) –1:2:3:4:5: HANNAH!SEE WAH!JIA QI!CLAIRE!ALISON!:D
list THREE favorite colors —1:2:3: Blue, purple, silver.
list FOUR things you want to do before you die -1:2:3:4: Go skiing, skydiving, bungee jumping & get A DOG. Haha.

This month have you…
Laughed until you cried: haha!yes:D
Went behind your parents back? 0_O

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:

1. Your last kiss? Haha, sounds so emo & morbid, like what moo would like.
2. Gay Marriage? Okay, but a bit sick cos they can't do the _ thing. Haha.
3. Lowering the drinking age? Neutral. I don't care.
4. Straight, Gay, or Bi? Haha, who knows?
5. Who are the best huggers that you know? My best friends, but cannot be too thin & must love me too!<3
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Haha maybe fancying, not love.
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Yes. :X
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? HAHA SNG blouse.
9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? yeah duh.
10. What is your current annoyance? Tests, homework and annoying biatches that get under my skin. :/
11. How many kids do you want to have? Isn't it a bit too early? :0
12. Do you want to change your name? NO! MY NAME IS SO EFFING NICE, WHY WOULD I?
13. Last time you saw your father? Morning, before school.
14. What did you do for your last birthday? Haha nothing elaborate la!
15.What time did you wake up today? 6?
16. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping duh!
17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: Find a fellow hugger besides Hannah in 2 Truth!:X Okay that was random. & go get a lobotomy. ASAP.
18. What is your favorite thing in your room? My bed, because I can sleep on it :D

2009-01-27T23:54:00.000-08:00

Impacilla Carpisung ( The Ting Tings )
You say,
It's not what you do
It's what you're thinking of
Well I think it's just an excuse
It's what you put across.
'Cos I don't wanna be the one
Only over-joyed
Yeah, I don't wanna be the one
Making all the noise.

Omggosh today was so boring!D:
I yawned like five times in one minute!
ESPECIALLY during Chinese man, I would have slept if I wasn't sitting so front.
What's with the craze of Korean singers? DBSK, Uknow, and the other one. The all-white super gay one. Venetia is OBSSESSED.
Haha during CME I swapped seats with Liane ( not Celine ) & Ms. Foo found us out, and Liane ( who you must have realised I stopped calling Garfield because I love her niceness ) helped me to say that she couldn't see. I was so touched. :)
I am also touched by Celine who claims that I ROCK ( haha you wrote that on your diary remember? ) & said that she is envious of Liane, bcos I talked to her and made her laugh! :D Haha okay I don't make sense do I. Whoohoo Celine is a GYMnast, which means she is super flexible & KNOWS missyee. <3
I hate Science Investigative Project! Grr.

2009-01-27T05:47:00.000-08:00

So tired!D:

2009-01-26T23:51:00.000-08:00

Random thingies:D
Here's a quiz :D
1. Where exactly were you at 3:18pm yesterday?
Out visiting!

2. How did you get the idea for your Facebook name?
My wonderfully unique name, duh. :D

3. What song are you listening to now?
I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy :D

4. What color is your phone?
Chili redd.

5. Do you click on pop-ups?
Yeah, to cancel them away!

6. Do you own an iPod?
Sadly, NO.

7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
I want to sleep more! Haha.

8. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
I don't have a crush lol! Maybe on myself HAHAHA.

9. What did you do last night?
SLEEP:D

10. What're you gonna do this weekend?
Slack!

11. What are the last two digits ofyour birthyear.
95.

12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?
Breakfast!

13. Who is the last opposite sex thatyou hugged?
My grandfather haha!

16. What food are u craving?
Uh.. sushi? Not really hungry though.

17. What did you dream last night?
Forgot!

18. What was the last TV show you watched?
Some Taiwanese CNY celebration.

19. When was the last time you felt like dying?
Haha I AM NOT EMO K.

20. Name 1 person on your Top Friends?
I don't have that app on Facebook!

21. Do you always lock your door?
No, nothing to hide whatt.

23. Are you on any medication?
Nope!

24. What side of the bed do you sleepon?
The right side, I share with my sister:D

25. What color shirt are you wearing?
Blue.

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?
Uh, ice cream?

27. How many tattoos do you have?
Hey I not pai kia!

28. What's your favorite store?
Can't think of any now..

30. Who's someone you haven't seen in awhile and miss?
All of my friends:D

31. Who last texted you last night ?
Claire!

32. Do you care what people think about you?
It depends, if they think I rock, I care, but if they think I suck, I don't care! HAHA jk.

33. Have you ever done something to make trouble?
Haha maybe but I'm a very guai person!:D

34. Where do you wish you were right now?
Outside!

35. What is your font color on AIM/MSN?
Blue.

36.Where do you stay?
Yishun!

37. Have you ever moshed?
Hahahaha no.

38. Are you a jealous person?
It depends!

40. What is your fave Star Wars character?
Eeee. I don't like Star Wars, it's so nerdy!

41. What is the thing that you can't control?
My hyperness. :DDDDDD

42. What words do you say a lot?
Hahahaha?

43. What do you smell like right now?
Like a human being!:)

44. What is ur favourite colour?
A lot!

45. Have you ever been to Australia?
Yeah!:D Brisbane:)

46. What do you tell yourself whentimes get hard?
加油!:D

47. Would you ever sky dive?
NO. I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS HAHAHA.

48. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
YES TO MY LOVELY FRIENDS:)

____________________________________
♥11 people♥
Can you name 11 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 11people...This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first! No cheating!

1.see wah
2.jia qi
3.hannah
4.cheryl
5.petrina
6.claire
7.garfield
8.yangzhen
9.wendy
10.stephanie
11.joey

How did you meet 10?
When we were in Chinese lesson last year:)

What would you do if you had never met 6?
Haha I would miss my dear<3 hahahahahaha. I would have just lost one less person that is shorter than me and less one person to bully!:X

What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
Jia Qi and Claire? They don't know each other, but they are both shorter than me, so quite matching la.

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
:X NO, I HOPE I DON'T.

Do you think 1 is cute?
She's my wife, duh!:D

Tell me something about number 11!
She's a very guai daughter and a very lovely friend(:

How do you know 8?
She's my seating partner!:D

Would you ever go on a date with number 5?
Lol, I'm not les, but I don't mind going out with Petrina!:D

What's 7's favorite color?
Yay! I know! Liane loves pink! Like Wendy:)

What would you do if 6 confessed he liked you?
No surprise! She obviously loves me<3

Fact about 9!
My very girly adopted daughter!

Who is 4 going out with?
Cheryl? Hahaha go ask her la, not that I know of. But her husband is Yi Xian.

who is number 5 to you?
Hannah!:D One of my besties!

Would you ever live with 11?
I don't mind, but she might:D

Is 2 single?
Hahahaha yeah JIA QI, are you?

Where does 7 live?
Yio Chu Kang:D

2009-01-26T23:00:00.000-08:00

FALL OUT BOY
FOLIE A DEUX
OUT NOW:D

2009-01-26T01:52:00.000-08:00

Hey:D
I don't like my paternal cousins, they're so immature. -.- Give hongbao never thank me, lameasses. My maternal young cousins are quite cute, they keep running around the Ngee Ann City steamboat restaurant's court outside and keep dragging me to play with them haha. And they have manners.
( And their parents give bigger hongbaos haha. Those who give la. )
So I'm officially $*** richer. HAHAHA. But not as much as last year, not bcos of the recession, it's cos we never go visit so many relatives.
My paternal grandmother's sister's daughter's family was one of the best houses bcos they have this really cute Jap spitz, like Sheryl Long's one! Omg, damn cute la! But later had to go clean up, bcos my whole body was coated with white fur-.-
Now I'm at home bcos Mum bought like SO many new flowers and we can't go visiting bcos we can't leave them in the car, and in the end, we're just plain resting at home haha.
I think I'm going to be fat! :0 My grandmother forcefed me so much food! HAHAHA. Okay whatever, byebye.:D

PS: I want a real alive dog!!! Not a hamster not a chinchilla not a cat not a FISHY, a dog. Any breed ( No, Garfield, not a cardboard one huh. )

& I'm taller than ALL OF MY AUNTS( except one ), BOTH PATERNAL & MATERNAL. HAHAHAHA. Yippee. I have two male cousins born in 1995 leh. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MALE SERIOUSLY. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yup, talking rubbish again bcos I'm so high!:0

I miss ELDDS. Haha.

& SEE WAH, chinesenewyear can't say the word die! Very inauspicious k. :)

2009-01-24T19:59:00.001-08:00

Hey:D
I'm like going for reunion dinner at 4, which is super early man.
And I really hope I can bowling with my dear dear clique<3
I miss you guys loads!
Somemore so near my place.
Cross my fingers x3
Haha shall make this a short post & I shall wish everyone
A HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!:D

2009-01-23T21:28:00.000-08:00

Wow why are my 2 posts connected? 0_O Haha. Emelia is so cute!♥

♥

2009-01-23T21:25:00.001-08:00

Mygosh, so tired!
Tomorrow have reunion dinner at Taka, but I'm not looking forward to it. Haha.
Maybe bcos I'm too exhausted and angry?
I just realised one part of my USB cable is spoilt, the plug in part. No wonder man I can't download stuff-.-
And I think I can get a new phone in March but I still love my w910i.

PS: Omggosh, am visiting Ms. Chua! But not gonna tell you all where is it. Haha.

2009-01-23T03:55:00.000-08:00

As I'm super bored, let me be lame. :D

30 Jan: Literature test!
2 Feb: Geography test & chinese spelling test
6 Feb: Maths test!
9 Feb: Pass up the Chinese 阅读 booklet! :0
13 Feb: Friday the thirteenth!:0 & Biology test! :0
14 Feb: ♥Valentine's!♥ :D
23 Feb: Yang Zhen's birthday!:)
...
8 months & 20 more days later
...
16 Nov: ♥IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!♥
Homework to do over CNY:
Retype spacing on Cwlth essay!
Do Literature homework!

Is there any important date I missed out on February? :0
♥ Ralene

PS: I don't know if I'm visiting Ms. Chua for CNY. That's like superduper awkward! :X

2009-01-22T22:56:00.000-08:00

Yes I changed my blogskin and my tagboard ( so don't complain anymore ).
Guess what?
We didn't win the class deco competiton. D:
That's like so super sad. Venetia was sulking about it the whole day.
Many thanks to everyone who helped AND I have nothing to say to those to didn't.
Haha yes. And I have a lot to say to that mean biatch everyone hates who interrupted our Malay lesson so abruptly like as if she's the principal or what. Huh, Ms. Chan wouldn't be so crappy like her. & me & Liane couldn't even arrange the chinese word with the hongbaos on our table.
But I seriously think our deco was the nicest and we ( the students ) put in the MOST EFFORT amongst the Sec 2s. Some of us, anyway.
Today's CNY celebration was so lame. :X
Sat with Hannah and Claire ( who came superduper late ). The angmoh priest couldn't speak Chinese coherently ( I mean like, that's not his fault, it's the school's fault for not hiring a CHINESE one ) and I couldn't like hear his words properly.
So Claire and I talked ( and hello, we're not the only ones there talking! ) and omggosh, evil rockey marshall came to us 3 times and on the last time, she demanded for our nametags. Like WHATTHE. Luckily we never exchanged with other ppl. I mean, UNluckily.
I'm like super guai ( haha, I represent INNOCENCE :D ) so I'm extremely pissed at her for consficating our nametags. :/ And not like we screamed or anything.
& Claire, you promised to dedicate TEN songs to me. Haha no less.
Then we moved further up to sit after the mass. Claire and Hannah kept bullying me with their stupid oranges lor, keep asking to me put in my bag. Oh, and we sat in front of STEPHANIEPAULINEPETRINA(: so my new friend Claire met my old friends. :D Something about it is so cute. :D
Stephanie kept bullying me lor. Pauline also, keep trying to molest me. CLAIRE also followed. Luckily See Wah not there lor! Claire said she wanted to be Stephanie's mum. And wow, I happen to be Stephanie's dad.-.-
Btw, the dance ppl in primary and some from sec school is so lammmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeee & superduper ridiculous.
Today Claire finally showed off her singing talent HAHAHA.
& YAY!
we didn't have art whoohoo:D
later ms. mala returned us our nametags. I tell, she's the nicest teacher EVERRRRR in Sec 2! Omggosh.
Unlike some.

PS: Mr. Gwong wrote on my wall : " Awww. That is so sweet.(: " Or something like that. & he acknowledged that he was GWONG haha. And you know what I replied? Something like this:
" HAHAHAHA. Jeraldine Chua sends her ♥! "
Thank god Jeri doesn't have FACEBOOK.
People, join FB or not you won't know what you're missing out on!:)

2009-01-21T01:12:00.000-08:00

You know my LD jacket seems bigger after I lent Claire.
Coincidence or what.
Haha. And stupid Yang Zhen forgot to give me back my auto book. Jk. :D
I CAN'T WAIT FOR ELDDS TOMORROW!♥
And we're meeting the Sec 1 juniors tomorrow. Hahahaha. Yay. No longer the youngest.
We white badge seniors are like soooo nice lor, they're so lucky.

2009-01-20T02:27:00.001-08:00

HIGHHHHHHHHyena.
Hahahaha. :/

2009-01-20T02:03:00.000-08:00

Hey today was the worst day of my life.
I'm like spastic to don't know how many times and I screw up big time once in a blue moon. -.-
Like today.
Today had morning jog and since I'm lazy to explain everything, the very smart me wore a BLOUSE. But I survived Susie. (:
Then got home ed, where Charlene saved my life TWICE. OH, SHE'S MY SAVIOURRRRRR. :)
Btw, Shermaine & I forgot to add salt to the stupid rendang ( which I won't eat ) so it's going to taste like shit. Bland shit. :X How can such a nice lesson be ruined by such a horrid, I mean, extremely adorable teacher?
And Liane got her present, but it wasn't living things-.- Ugh, I never knew Claire had a phobia of rodents. HUH, for Hannah's birthday will definitely give her a good surprise, but must be RESPONSIBLE OWNER AH. I'll just stuff them in a plastic bag and give it to you and you must name them Ching and Nui. Hahaha. Just kidding.
I just realised Art Clubbers are SPASTIC AND CRAZY ( Sophia's so like Cheryl especially during music lesson ) and I got the cursed chair. Ugh.
I ♥ my LD jacket! :DDDDDDDDDD
& I <333333333333333333 myself too even if I'm a blur sotong. :DDDDD Haha.
Byebyes. :}

2009-01-18T23:58:00.000-08:00

REPLY TO TAGS!♥

Hannah: You toad! Haha. I where got ignore. YOU then. Are why are you airing our dirty laundry here man? Haha. Anyway. I shall REPLY you. Your typos very funny haha. I MISS 1J the people, isn't that enough? Oh, yeah some of the teachers are nicer last time. :D Huh. I got ask you la, blindtoad. You asked me to put your name BIGBIG on my post right? Okay.

♥HANNAH!

Haha. Okay. You rule, happy? BUT I ROCK. :D Haha jkjk. Love you!

Cheryl: Haha I love my tagboard colour, it's a challenge for blind toads like YOU! Haha kidding. And you're not a betch la. I'm one for calling you one. :X You can like highlight your words to make it clearer, but you should know la. OK, sure, love you!:)

Jia Qiiii: Hello thanks for writing in my auto book. Haha sorry for letting HANNAH see. You know la, she super nosy one so she just take the whole bloody book and read. Heehee. No offense to you Hannah. Thanks for spamming. And yes. :D

P.S. Sorry for replying the lazy way. I'm tired.

Ew. There's an ant crawling on the mio box! Wtf. I had a stomachache in the morning ( not cramps laa ) yet I still woke up early because the wonderful Claire tell me to come at 0630. But I come later la. But SHE CAME AT 7. Brr. >< Then I went to some other S2 classes with Hannah to borrow edict then Vernice told me she forget to give me the book. Whatthe. Then Esther ( no offense ) wrote super slow bcos they're super close? Yeah and I wrote only 3 short sentences. Vernice drew a big misshapen BOX which was supposed to be a present to fill up my page and the ribbon was screwed too.
Then Hannah suddenly told me she wanted to join LD DRAMA WING! Woohoo. ( not chicken you kuku head. ) Haha. YES, LD IS THE FUNNEST CCA EVERRRRRRRRRRR!:D

Okay today is a super long post. Haha then we went to the field. I went to find Claire ( the band ) at the edge of the field but because of her EXTREME SHORTNESS, I couldn't find her. And I forget how a trombone looks like. xP
Blahblahblah. Got stupid family dance but I slacked at the toilet. Poor Sophia, lose a brilliant dance partner like me! Haha jk. I don't even know the 1st step of the dance la.
HISTORY BORING. MATHS BORING. :X Haha.
Recess. Finally had orange bowl after school reopened and I realised the poor uncle do supaa slow. Then I was about to go to eat with my deardeardearDEAR ( haha ) friends then See Wah and I realised got LD recess!
BECAUSE IT'S MELODY'S BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELL. :}
She's damn lucky. Amanda, Ziting and Vernice made a very nice chocolate Kit Kat/ M&N cake for her and to distract Melody, me and See Wah became super hyper and jumped around to block her. Because she's TALL. But she still saw.
Then we sang the LOUDEST birthday song ever ( I saw Mr. Wong and a female teacher laughing at us :X ) then we practically ate the cake from the tin. We're a nutty bunch, lol.
Then we yam-senged super long and that was the end.
Melody Lau is a lucky girl. :D & we love her!

The sihan was okay, phew. But Yang Zhen was so despo for my edict. Teehee(: The geog teacher talk damn fast. Yes, faster than me, yang zhen! Haha. Then for PW, exchanged seats with Celine, bullied Garfield again. I love bullying dwarfies. :D No offense.
And me and Claire are buying HAMSTERS for her. Whoohoo!:D Yes. We're not joking. According to the sadist, she's putting them ( yes, two ) into a plastic bag with HOLES. Wow. Hannah wants too! If Garfield doesn't want, we'll give her an early birthday present. (: COS WE ROCK. Ok. Sorry. Random. And it's so cool, Hannah! me & Garfield & Claire all got hui in our names. HAHAHAHAHA.(: Oh and we exchanged nametags, so I'm Claire, Garfield is me ( what an honour ) and Claire is Liane. :D

I don't like musical instruments. Last time Slam say her violin scratch her nametag, Claire say her trombone scratch her nametag. YEEEEEE. So violent. Haha.
Okay shall end here. BYEBYE!:D

2009-01-18T02:22:00.000-08:00

I really miss my Sec 1J08 friends!:D
( My clique + the sister clique + wendy + jeraldine! )
I just went around blog viewing all of my beloved's blogs. Haha.
I missed the days where I pretended to be a lesbian with SEE WAH!
I missed the days where I laughed at JIA QI's bread and gossiped like we were mongers.
I missed the days where I made fun of SLAM's SO (asshole xP) and stuck together like superglue.
I missed the days where I went wacky with CHERYL.
I missed the days where I laughed at everybody's sickness and innovativeness at creating lame nicknames for each other ( including me -.- )
I DON'T MISS 1J08, I MISS MY FRIENDS FROM THERE!
Oh. And I miss doing CIP ( read: productive slacking ) with my friends.
Now they're all just memories!
I can't wait for my clique outing! :D

w-<3(my laptop can't use the love sign-.-),
RALENE!

PS: Watch Garfield at 8pm! It's all about the formely named Liane Tan Hui Xin!
PPS: Haha in the comics section of today's paper there's a feature about giraffes! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Haha.

2009-01-17T02:00:00.000-08:00

CLAIRE

TAN

HUI

XUAN

IS

THE

BEST!

( Happy? )

2009-01-17T01:42:00.000-08:00

Let me count the ways which Claire is horrible:

1) Go look at her hurtful post
2) She keeps threatening to kill me
3) She throws paper airplanes at my INAPPROPRIATE areas
4) She has a worser memory than a goldfish's
5) She obviously loves me but instead she says I love her, tsk
6 ) Her skin is thicker than rhino hide
7) She is MONEY FACED! She wants to be my insurance beneficiary and then wants to hurt me!
8) She is in self delusion. I mean, how can SHE be taller than me? Tsk.
9) Super antisocial. SUPER.
10) She's an ah long!

Look claire, my memory is so good! :D

2009-01-17T01:15:00.001-08:00

I'm so bored I'm blogging again.

10 things about Sec 2
1) I don't like Sec 2 subjects
2) It sucks when your old friend doesn't like your new friend and you don't like your old friend's new friend ( wow, complicated )
3) People are TALLER ( not referring to claire and liane, who are most definitely shawt-er!)
4) I am MORE SLACK ( gahh! )
5) Your classmates are WEIRDER ( :X )
6) I have too little time!
7) I LOVE MYSELF! ( okay random but true! )
8) My phone bills are more! Haha.
9) I am less and less retarded and random and funny because now ppl in 2 Truth actually think I'm crazy ( OMG ) and a lesbian ( ROFL )- I shan't name names though.
10) I am more and more MESSY. Lol.

Okay, they're mostly negative but Sec 2 is actually okay.
:} See, I'm the eternal optimist!

CLAIRE THE EVIL GIRL!

2009-01-17T01:06:00.001-08:00

I shall dedicate this to Claire:

Stop committing evil deeds and I might just dedicate a nicer and longer post to you!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

yours w/out <3,
Ralene!

2009-01-17T01:03:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARFIELD ( formerly Liane Tan Hui Xin ), who is now officially an old granny!
See I am so nice! Tsk.
And I remembered her name!
Can you believe she's older than me when she's soso short? ( no, I can't either )
Ridiculous!

2009-01-15T23:55:00.000-08:00

Hihi!
I changed my blogskin yay.
Today had some number sequence test. :X Quite easy but I think I carelessly screwed up two questions. See la, so long nvr do test alr.
My old friends ( aww ) and I did some pretty lame stuff on the track and I think I laughed more than I ever did all this time in 2 Truth.
Smile, people!
Seriously I first thought 2 Truth damn dao, haha. And some people obviously think I belong in Woodbridge ( points to the girl sitting next to my Home Econs partner ). Haha, jkjk.
Changed seats with Celine in Literature and crapped a lot with Garfield and abused Claire. Haha.
I WANT TO CATCH THE TING TINGS LIVE!

2009-01-15T02:22:00.001-08:00

OH MY GOD!
Current state of mind: obsessively horribly FREAKING OUT!

2009-01-13T05:46:00.001-08:00

I really want to change my blogskin. Erghh.

2009-01-13T05:18:00.000-08:00

My blog is a tribute to insanity, hence the name. [ refer to side panel ] Haha. :D
I had to resort to using a blogger skin since blogskins.com's database got some problems. :[
So I shall type stuff I should have typed when my blog was locked.
I am in 2 Truth, which is a class with nice people. :D Haha, why did that come out so awkward?
And CCA fair is over, yes. Hey, 50 people signed up for auditions! Whoots! :D LD rawks!
I want to buy Fall Out Boy's new CD, the same title as my blog! Yes, it was inspired by them!:X Haha. I am officially a FAN. ♥
Btw, I have no idea why Liane keeps calling me Buffy. :O Liane, if you're reading this, tell me why, okay? Haha. Apart from the fact that you love Buffy!
& wish the twins Alison and Charlene ( Alison should be called Gillian, haha ) that they sail past smoothly in their dance auditions! Then it's on the same day as LD! :D Whoots (:
Okay shall stop blogging as it is rather late. Night!:)
w-♥ Ralene

PS: I'm so jealous of my cousin! She won tickets to catch The Ting Tings at their gig. :O ENVIOUS. Fine, JEALOUSY. :D